Dean: Guys, There’s A Monster Under My Bed And It’s Really Ugly.

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Does anyone have advice?

I have a fucking problem

So I just started school again like, three days ago, and I got a new class

Luckily it seems pretty chill rn, the boys in my class aren't actively trying to ruin everyone's day, which is a nice contrast to my other class from the last two years

And there's a few guys in my class who aren't just new to the class, but new to the school

And our school is partially known for the fact that people who are professionally invested in a sport (training more times than average, joining stuff like actual championships in the country and sometimes even in Europe, that kind of stuff, like they're building a name for themselves gambit core srry my brain is weird in a sport)

And one of these guys is looking a little too fine in my eyes

I think im starting to have a crush, and I hate it 😭

I barely know anything abt him, I haven't spoken a single word to him yet and somehow since today my mind just decided to go "hey, yknow you wanna date him"

Please he does soccer (I really don't like soccer, at all, my friends might say I hate it with a passion bc I do)

I need help😭 like seriously, if you have advice, please give it

*What are you looking at?.... * 🫣❤️

@jackles010378

@call-me-mrs-winchester

@k-slla

@deans-spinster-witch

only on spn can you get the 6’4 muscle boy getting jumped and almost killed by a gandhi impersonator

bonus: the other muscle boy gets jumped and tied to a tree by paris hilton

LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REEEST

DONT YOU CRY NO MORE

If you don't use the word "wayward" you're missing out, it's not just for like monks with rebellious pupils you can use it for your keys and shit

I have a fucking problem

So I just started school again like, three days ago, and I got a new class

Luckily it seems pretty chill rn, the boys in my class aren't actively trying to ruin everyone's day, which is a nice contrast to my other class from the last two years

And there's a few guys in my class who aren't just new to the class, but new to the school

And our school is partially known for the fact that people who are professionally invested in a sport (training more times than average, joining stuff like actual championships in the country and sometimes even in Europe, that kind of stuff, like they're building a name for themselves gambit core srry my brain is weird in a sport)

And one of these guys is looking a little too fine in my eyes

I think im starting to have a crush, and I hate it 😭

I barely know anything abt him, I haven't spoken a single word to him yet and somehow since today my mind just decided to go "hey, yknow you wanna date him"

Please he does soccer (I really don't like soccer, at all, my friends might say I hate it with a passion bc I do)

I need help😭 like seriously, if you have advice, please give it

I want this edit ingraved on my eyelids