(Like, no ring, no speech, just, rush in the moment)
every time edwin pivots on his heel and starts with his sassy walk and talk, i grin like a lunatic, because he's such a cunt and i love him desperately
Y/N: Water solves all problems! Do you want to lose weight? Drink water! Do you want clear skin? Drink water! Shinobu: want to drown someone? Water will help!
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Y/N: Don't kill me, I have a husband! Demon: I don't care! Y/N: You don't get it, I'm not begging for mercy or anything like that. This is a warning. Sanemi: *bursts in suddenly* YOU ARE READY TO DIE!
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Inosuke: *gets down on one knee* Y/N: Is this really happening?! Inosuke: *falls face down* Y/N: The poison works!
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Zenitsu: What if I get kidnapped?! Y/n: Trust me they will get you back.
I need him to fuck me until my organs are physically outside of my body.
Grover: So according to this you two are being accused of; armed robbery, vandalism, grand theft auto-
Percy: We had a bad day
Grover: -and murder
Annabeth:..It was a pretty bad day
dbd season 2 should have a scene where after escaping/getting out of some situation edwin and crystal hug and then both pull away horrified they were just visibly affectionate w each other
(I've just watched the French Mistake, that's how far I am specifically)
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 6.11
how i look at the screen after liking a post only to realize it was wincest