boy mom
cat of war part ii
If the gods lived in modern times what kind of cars would they drive? I think kratos would have some kind of American muscle car or a huge truck. Loki might just get a dirt bike and call it a day. Freya might go for a prius or a Benz. But Týr? I can only see Týr in an off road dune buggy.
He would live for mud-slinging and safaris. The unadulterated joy on his face as he slips and spins in swampy mires or kicks up huge dust clouds in the Sahara. I can just see him laughing unrestrained with kratos in the passenger seat holding on for dear life with a big ol scowl on his face and mimir swinging wildly from the rearveiw mirror yelling at Týr to stop; for the love of all that is unholy, please just stop man.
every sky commentator: well we have this inside information but we shouldn't really talk about it so we'll be very vague and unhelpful
nico rosberg: i got an email offering a stake in alpine today. how much? i can't say. just kidding it was a billion euros. what else do you want to know?
I can't believe I've never seen anyone mention the ice cold Disappointed Mom stare Freya gives Atreus after he freed Garm because everytime I play through this section it triggers my fight or flight
prodigal son.
a sort of epilogue for God of War Ragnarok, since I miss these two so much.
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Spider and his strange power to sleep in uncomfortable places