I Keep On Fucking Up But At This Point I've Decided To Vibe With My Fuck Ups. They're Kinda Cute Once

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

Kim Kitsuragi shitpost voicelines!

Please see end of post if you want to use these!

Submitted by you, voted for by you, I'd like to present the voicelines you were just dying to hear being said by Kim - dutifully performed by the brilliant Jullian Champenois.

In 10th place,

How did we get here? We walked, believe it or not. You were not entirely lucid.

In 9th place,

I want to have fuck with you.

In 8th place, Normal people, when they go down a slide - they're fine.

Submission idea attributed to this post.

In 7th place, No, detective, I do not just want to go apeshit.

Submitted by bowyooo. In 6th place, Apartment complex? I find it quite simple.

Submitted by elelei. In 5th place, Officer, what the fuck was that?

In 4th place, Trans rights are human rights, detective. Obviously.

In 3rd place, Do I like men? Man is a hopeless creature. I don't like much of anyone. ...Oh, if you meant sexually, then, yes.

In 2nd place,

Detective, Instead of worrying about appearing 'submissive and breedable', please make sure your paperwork is submitted and readable.

Submitted by scrollingdown. And finally, in 1st place, the voice line you all wanted to hear so so badly is...

I'm da king of da highway.

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the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

i mean this in an entirely platonic, slightly powerhungry way, but i love when people call me the friendly "boss." like "you got is boss" or "whatever ya say, boss." it's so fun. like we're in the worlds shittiest cartoon mafia

An unexpected pro of not remembering anything is opening my drafts, note app, or sketch book and find the most powerful raw quote. Like, I wrote this?? What??

think ab it,, is being a catboy wouldn’t be so bad,,

>tail

>can purr

>ears show that I’m listening and I don’t need to talk

>it’s acceptable to meow

>irresistible

>it’s acceptable to bite people

>possible paws

No grub hate.

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

Another drawing done during lectures. :')

I made a fanart of Jinx from Arcane!