Samer Abu Hawwash, From "My People" (trans. Huda J. Fakhreddine), Pub. Asymptote [ID'd]

yeah man we can tell

crazy they haven't come out with a diet version yet

Nobody ever puts nice little pretty bracelets with charms or any cute stickers on their penis there’s so much potential if you have a penis and I feel like it’s being wasted

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

this is my roman empire.

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