I Would Intentionally And Ferociously Forsake Every Single Known Deity Just To See His Eyelashes Glow

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

How many times a day do you expertly, violently, accidentally, perfectly hit the grassy?

Buddy I sure wish I could tell you, but I have absolutely no fuckin idea what you’re talking about. Is this a weed thing? It sounds like a weed thing

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

Kimchi cats 𓃠⋆.˚✮

Leonilda González (Uruguayan, 1923-2017) - Revolutionary Brides

I wanna talk about the weird Holly Black Vampire Pandemic Book, please. Can I please just talk about the road trip with vampires and a weirdo guy, please? He was such a little weirdo and they tried to put him in skinny hot boy jeans and he was still so deeply freaky, I loved it. 

Feeling as curious as a George about all sorts of weird crap

Abolish Tesla.

Sarah Fier’s Cursed Hand

— by Houston Sharp