Why Does He Trot Like A Gay Little Horse

finally listened to scherzo and alas as a 2023 chronic tumblr user the most coherent commentary my brain can seem to produce is “this too is yuri”

just finished minuet in hell

life is so crazy

Take this shitty meme lol, sry for bad quality

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

Inspired by this

Let's be real, in the cloisters, Clara told the Doctor that she loved him. And I mean romantically. It's pretty obvious to me. I also think that the Doctor made her understand, without saying the famous words (since he was still incapable of doing so at that time) that he felt the same way for her.

where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back