House in 2024
House: faggot
Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that
Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?
Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room
House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-
*house realizes something*
House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS
my biggest gripe with jodie’s doctor...... the way they style her hair. in anything outside the show........... it’s bouncy, it’s got volume, it’s got curls, it frames her face............. in the show? its like the stylists made the executive decision to put her in a blonde helmet
I'm about to watch the new ep I promise but I just had an encounter so baffling that I had to make this
this plot is so fucking convoluted /aff. if one person gets this reference,, i’ll be so proud.
Doctor Who is a great fandom to be in on tumblr because you'll see spoilers everywhere but not a single one of them is coherent unless you've seen the episode anyway. like oh the glorbon is secretly trying to ensnare humanity in a giant crab trap? the new companion Jiminy Pubble turned out to be the latest regeneration of the Doctor's old enemy The Fuckwizard? thanks I know less than I did before
I don’t know how many of you listened to the new doctor who short story from big finish (war stories, the Paul spragg 2024 winner) but I was driving while listening to it and there’s a part where bill potts sees the 9th doctor and says he looks like a lesbian she had a crush on, and I laughed so hard I almost crashed.
Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?
2011 called they want them
Someone should sit down Gordon Ramsay and make him blind react to all three seasons of Hannibal
“What can you write about the Doctor that celebrates his maleness? … Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It occurred to me, and I said this to Chris, ‘he’s not a man, is he?’ He’s just not. He’s an alien who looks like a man, who’s about to be an alien who looks like a woman. He’s got nothing about him … I don’t think he’s checked which gender he is. I think if you said, what are you, a man or a woman? He’d be like ‘uh huh’. He doesn’t care.”
— Steven Moffat x (via ileolai)