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So it's not normal for my mom to threaten to send me to my dad's as punishment even though she knows I'm scared of him?

It's not like he's hit me or anything but I'm sensitive to people literally screaming in my face (all 'cause I didn't want to go to church too). Like, I now you were a soldier but I'm not, so my immediate response to that is to cry. Honestly, under any stress, I cry. It's just my natural response.

But I am glad I can cry because since, like, the ages of 7 through 13 I could barely cry because my dog died. So at east I'm getting slightly better. Still live under my parents' roof though 'cause I'm a minor.

Sorry for the rant. I just typed one thing and then a bunch of other things. Kinda like word vomit.

good parents dont hit their children. good parents dont touch their children inappropriately. good parents dont scream at their children. good parents dont manipulate their children. good parents dont imprison their children at home. good parents dont threaten their children. good parents dont starve their children. good parents dont harass their children.

good parents do not abuse their children.

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

Hope y'all have enough energy, 'cause I sure as hell don't.

shoutout to the slow artists. the artists with hardly any time for art. the artists who reach the end of the day with no energy for art. you got this i believe in you and you are no less valued than anyone else

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

Woah, bro you right. That's really cool, thanks.

Yuu: Yo, Azul!

Yuu: What kind of octopus are you?

Azul: Why..?

Yuu: I wish to know how edible you are.

Twst incorrect quotes #10

Cater: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars…

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Yuu: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Yuu: I need my socks.

Yuu: I only have 3 pairs.

Yuu: How the fuck did I lose them.

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Yuu: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Twisted Wonderland, when (favorite character) jumped out of my phone! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.

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*Another overblot happens*

Yuu: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Yuu and Ruggie: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

(Click to make the image quality less insanely crusty.)

Twst quotes #03

Kalim: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves. 

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Deuce: Good morning.

Epel: Good morning. 

Jack: Good morning. 

Crewel: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. 

Ace: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! 

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Grim: Thanks for not telling Yuu what happened. 

Trey, Dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this. 

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Jamil: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules. 

Epel: What? 

Jamil: Is there a point system, or is it to the death? 

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Yuu: You three explain right now! 

Ace: It was Grim.

Deuce: It was Grim.

Epel: It was Grim.

Grim:

Grim: … Fuck. 

“Aces and aros don’t know the real struggles” yeah my foot