Otaku!Yuu: Oh no! I hope a sexy nerd doesn't sweep me away to the underworld.
Idia: Calling me sexy doesn't negate calling me a nerd.
Otaku!Yuu: I hope my capture doesn't lock me away to keep for himself as his lover.
Idia: I'm not being implicated in a crime! I've done nothing!
Otaku!Yuu: I hope I'm not ravished by them till dawn.
Idia: See this is why I shouldn't have bitten you no matter how much you asked. You've been down bad since. You've become a succubus.
Otaku!Yuu: But I just got this new cosplay for tonight.
Idia: *Sigh*(takes off clothes)
(He's suffering from success)
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
Tell me why I got back home at 6:54 and clubs aint even open yet AND I'm a bus rider😭😭
I’ve been waiting a year to post this
Twst quotes #04
Yuu: In terms of money, we have no money.
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Cater: Croissants: dropped.
Kalim: Road: works ahead.
Floyd: BBQ sauce: on my titties.
Idia: Shavacado: fre.
Yuu: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.
Leona:
Leona: … I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Ace: Can you see it? Where Yuu slapped me?
Deuce: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Sebek: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Jack: A palm reader could tell Yuu's future by looking at your face.
Epel: The phrase "Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Ace: A simple "Yes" would work.
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Idia: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Grim will and will not eat.
Yuu: Grass? Yes!
Idia: Moss? Yes!!
Yuu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Idia: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Yuu: Worms? Sometimes!
Idia: Normal rocks? Usually nah.
Yuu: Twigs? Usually!
Idia: Lilia's cooking? Inconclusive!
Azul: How did you… test this?
Idia: You just hand him stuff and say "Eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.
Azul: … I don't know how to feel about this.
Ace: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Crowley: I still don't have a new year's resolution.
Crewel: You could take care of the overblots.
Yuu: You can get me home.
Sam: Don't be such a bitch.
Crowley: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
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Let me just feed myself rq
It's Halloween in like a month!!
dec 13, 2022
we literally have just a few days to act. the senate is debating about putting KOSA, the Kids Online Safety Act, into the omnibus spending bill. if it is added, it WILL pass. despite the title and content of the bill seeming to be about protecting kids, we know everytime someone claims they are "saving the children" they have more sinister goals
which is why Senator Blumenthal is working with one of the biggest transphobes in the senate, Marsha Blackburn, to force this bill through, and claiming they are listening to LGBT voices when they are blatantly ignoring us.
essentially this bill gives every state attorney generals the power to remove anything they deem 'harmful' to kids online. you can see how a state like Texas or Florida would run with that, yes? it also forces you to upload your government ID online to access the internet. the bill will create a 'commission' led by handpicked members of the govt to oversee what is and isn't allowed online. it will lead to mass censorship of anything related to race or LGBT content. in a post-Roe world too? say goodbye to any abortion/sex-related info.
they are doing a shit ton of PR for this, including claiming they are listening to LGBT voices. i mean just look.
two weeks ago, 90+ human rights, LGBT, and tech orgs signed onto an open letter telling Senators NOT to pass this bill. in response, over 230 orgs led by the American Psychological Association signed a letter urging senators to. it's really fucking bad. like i can't sleep because of this. i didn't expect this to happen. we really really need people to speak up.
if this bill goes through it will literally kill off the internet as we know it
the best way to fight against this bill is to call these specific senators (if you have dem senators, call them too)
nancy pelosi (202) 225-4965 roger wicker (202) 224-6253 chuck schumer (202) 224-6542 maria cantwell (202) 224-3441
call script below:
For Wicker only:
I'm calling because I'm asking the Senator to vote no on KOSA S.3663 from being added to the omnibus and being put through the Senate. The re-released text of the bill is still not adequate enough, and it's being rushed. This bill does not belong in an omnibus anyway. As a Gen Z, I also want to protect kids. I've been there. But this language is not ready yet. It should not move forward at all.
Hello Senator __:
My name is _, and I strongly urge you to oppose the dangerously misguided KOSA bill from being added to the omnibus spending bill. Bills like this should not be included in spending bills. Over 90 human rights and LGBT organizations have spoken out against this bill.
KOSA gives state attorney generals full power to sue any website if they see it has anything that is “inappropriate for children”'. For the past year, Republicans claimed everything LGBT is “grooming” children and we ended up with a shooting in Colorado and bomb threats sent to hospitals, NO senator should support a bill with vague phrasing like this. Before that, they successful removed books on race due to "CRT". This gives them a pass to do this to the entire internet. KOSA will only lead to more harm towards minorities and LGBT youth across the nation by censoring everything online.
The Heritage Foundation said they will use KOSA to target LGBT kids, specifically trans kids. In a post-Roe world, they will even use KOSA to censor resources on abortion. Anything they dislike will be targeted.
A bill this huge and this impactful should not be added to any spending bill. Even if it was a small bill, it has nothing to do with the omnibus spending bill and shouldn't be added at ALL. It needs more time being discussed. There should be hearings on it as well
We all care about kids mental health. We all want to hold Big Tech accountable, but this is NOT it. This will give Big Tech more power while taking away resources from the most vulnerable children. It is not the solution.
Please, do NOT support this bill. Do the right thing, and VOTE NO on KOSA.