“kids Spend Too Much Time On Their Devices” Well What Else Are They Supposed To Do? There’s No

We all have that one friend who low-key will look nice on the cross

the toons in there larva stage

nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix

Oh, hey she/her pronouns, how are you guys doi- oh wait up, hey just a second annnddddd they're gone. Ah well, they always come back. Until then, they/them, my good friends! I'm going to need you for a bit!

(this is a gender post, pretty sure this isn't related to passive influence or shadow front changes, my gender is just *whimsical and silly* like this)

no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

Character concept: A widely adored socialite who is so well-liked because she evidently just adores everyone right back. Not just social peers, those that outrank her and those beneath her, but everyone. She'll call every person she meets pet names, everyone is a "sweetheart" and "darling" to her, being just as interested in finding out what's troubling the heart of a random maid passing her in someone's mansion hallway as she is of the happiness and wellbeing of her own nieces.

The thing is, she's face blind as hell and also bad with names. So when she greets someone as "darling" and asks how they're doing like she's embracing a lifelong friend, there's like a 60% chance that she has no fucking clue who the hell this is and if she even knows this person at all.

Woohoo

Yattas public execution is tomorrow!! wish her luck!!