To Anyone Who Believes Fairy Tale Romances Never Happen In Real Life, May I Remind You That JRR And Edith

because my English level is AO3 dupes

Warner Bros isn't trying to promote this movie anymore, apparently, so I guess I'll have to do it. They just dropped this incredible song less than a day ago and I am feral. I will not apologize for the person I will become after December 13th. This looks incredible.

Thinking about these two. A LOT

I like to imagine for Gimli “elf traits” slowly become “Legolas traits” until he’s in too deep.

Mini comic style thingy fueled by 2am hype only. Dont mind me not deciding on the faces i r u s h ed

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

Something I need the fix it AU writers who use Frodo as Bagginsgields child to focus more on:

Gimli meeting a hobbit that looks strangely like Thorin Oakenshield but has the last name Baggins before connecting the dots:

I feel like being a Hobbit is the ultimate lifestyle. (At least for me)

Think about it:

Considered a child until age 33

Live in cute little hills with beautiful wood work

Spending your days gardening, eating, drinking, and gossiping

Excellent Wardrobe

Receiving gifts on others's birthdays and giving others gifts on your birthday (I just like giving gifts, so this might just be a thing I like)

And every once and a while a kinda wacky old wizard takes one (or a few) of you on a world saving quest

Sounds pretty good to me!

Bilbo, crouching over in pain : Owwww

Thorin, panicked : What happened?!

Bilbo : ... Nothing

Thorin : I promise to stay calm if you tell me

Bilbo : I stubbed my toe on a table

Thorin, holding an axe : Which table?!?!

I love him

it always confused why everyone would arrive at bilbo’s house separately if they all traveled to the shire together but then i realized. that trick gandalf pulls on beorn. where he has everyone come in slowly instead of all at once. its the same thing hes doing to bilbo.

now the question remains: is this gandalf’s go-to plan when trying to make someone okay with having 13 dwarves in their house, or does he view bilbo and beorn as both uniquely unhinged individuals who need to be handled like a wild animal that could bite at any minute? i need to Know

l·o·v·e [luhv]  - noun a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.

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