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Gigantopithecus

My editor keeps telling me 'You understand this guy, you need to move on" but I always feel like I've barely scratched the surface.

you really believe in that "Han Dynasty" crap?

What?

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

Amphibian migration season is coming this spring. Remember to drive slow!

when the blind man shows frankenstein’s creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn’t show him linkedin and email

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

WILL U STILL U by Jeff Rosenstock

Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".