jerry: so kramer was telling me that female snakes have two clitorises– george: clitori? jerry: no, it’s clitorises. but see, kramer was telling me about this, and i was thinking. elaine: thinking? jerry: thinking. how would it feel to have two clitorises and no hands? elaine: i’d kill myself. jerry: EXACTLY! george: but you don’t have a clitoris! elaine: stop that. ‘clit.’ just say ‘clit’. jerry: george? george: what? jerry: did i not tell you that i’m trans? elaine: did you not tell him that you’re trans? george: i don’t think you did! jerry: well! i’m trans! kramer, bursting into the apartment: THERE ARE SNAKES HAVING SEX IN MY TOILET JERRY
i can't wait to be 60 so i can tell my life story in the youtube comments section of my favorite songs
"girl" as in girl help & good afternoon girl im in the water & #girl
"boy" as in boy you want some hotdogs & its me boy im the ps5 & autism be damned my boy can work a grill
just a few hours left until the blue haired people run the earth btw
If you vote please reblog and maybe put your age I'm the tags because I'm curious as to who this reaches.
When you want to give your fan fiction a home of it’s own, Jetpack Mobile will be there. I mean, this sword has it’s own website now.
they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy
hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them
The dangers of watching Seinfeld is that every conversation you have afterwards sounds like a conversation they would have on Seinfeld.