Girlfrmmars - Girl From Mars

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

Love you guys it's ok to be lonely and sort of feel like you're in your loser era lol the ups and downs are proof we are alive and not just coasting

dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

why couldn't i have gotten a monetisable special interest. what the fuck am i supposed to do with "knows everything about 80s BBC2 alternative comedy The Young Ones"

Here is a link to a transcript of the interview as well if you have trouble reading the text [x]

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

i’m john af rn

i get that its popular but has anyone thought about how fucked up the truman show is? like it was really funny last week when he tripped over that bird but think about it... he doesnt know...

just a few hours left until the blue haired people run the earth btw