35 Year Old Guy I Added On Steam: Heh, Well, I Might Be On Tomorrow. You Know How It Is, With A Kid And

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

"girl" as in girl help & good afternoon girl im in the water & #girl

"boy" as in boy you want some hotdogs & its me boy im the ps5 & autism be damned my boy can work a grill

playlists are truly a combination of the two best things in the world:

1. Music

2. Sorting Things Into Categories

every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

why couldn't i have gotten a monetisable special interest. what the fuck am i supposed to do with "knows everything about 80s BBC2 alternative comedy The Young Ones"

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big fan of repetition in poetry. like hell yeah say that shit again

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy