Coin Bug Crackers

Every friend group has at least one of each

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

dont care. didnt ask. boobs jiggle when i walk.

Did you lay it yourself?

Me n my bigass egg

I need someone to share their stash of etho chat screenshots. Or even any hermit/life series member

I really wanna send them as reaction images 🐌👍🏼

Here's my current collection so far but it's very sad

How to vent about the same problem multiple times without people wanting to beat you to death with hammers

Some of us are just born with it

im training to become stupid

So lonely that it physically hurts: “Yeah! We should hang out more often 😊”

everyone shut the fuck up. wurmple sippy soup

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

:)