OH MY GOD

This and saying "hiiii~" in between kisses

(btw the original art is not mine, it's by imgdist)

We all making grandpa cry btw

I love bugs I love them they're so small and they have so many cool specialized survival niches a ton of them can fly and even more can just casually climb up walls they are tiny little dudes with their own individual powers and abilities and they control through hydraulics which is so. cool plus they are silly and weird and some of them are downright ridiculous and I love them so very much

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

HIIIIIIII,

I’m Fern, I go by she/her, I’m currently 19

I don’t know if anyone will ever read anything I put here and I don’t care if anyone does, I’m just pretending that everything I put here is read by all my bestest friends (and because you’re reading this that makes YOU my best friend now YAY)

Idk what else to say lmao so here’s my cat:

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

permit office: sending one of their own men to exile to cause chaos and unrest in an attempt to justify the existence of the permit office and the poepoe

cleo: riding a horse for 4 days straight on the nether roof to quit exile out of pure spite

doc and xisuma: traveling to and from exile to sell things/help the exiled hermits

the rest of the server: hiding their beds, creating bunkers, doing their best to not get exiled

meanwhile, mumbo: fan go whirrrrrrrrr

i don’t care if it’s a pain to wash. i’m a trans woman and i love my hair. nothing you say will make me cut it.

I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)