I'm Such Gay

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

whenever a post I make gets like ten notes my mind goes “this was a hit with the ladies!”

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

I sometimes get little flakes of granite in mine 🥰

Adds a little crunch to my drink 😋

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying

their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians

their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results

Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths

they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)

Jschlatt had some sort of correlation to their deaths

they were both heads of their respective Church

the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday

i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!

magical girl lizzie 🎀✨

(inspired by @y0gurtfae’s amazing bamboozler magical girl design! my fav lizzie artist for real)

girl help people are defending their right to believe in an innate biological emotional difference between men and women on my post

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*