"You'd Look Cute In A Collar" Okay I'm Handing You The Leash And Sitting At Your Feet Waiting For A Command

CRYING OVER DICK.

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

The irony of the “Jesus loves everyone” account being anti lgbt

😉

im so srs humans were made for art and friend and food and beddy bye. i mean this

Thinking about the one time in 5th grade, I confidently told the class that PEMDAS stood for ‘Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag’ and got in trouble. I saw it online and thought that’s what it actually meant.

Lesbian catcher~

I wish i could catch les beans~

SOMETHING IS DEEPLY WRONG WITH ME !! who wants to run into brick walls repeatedly with me until somethingbad happens

:)

I am fascinated by this hypothetical person that got traumatized by senshi’s balls