Yoou Guys Wont Be Laughing When I Suddenly Collapse Unconscious And Have To Be Taken To The Hospital.

me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

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mutuals look we are in the planetarium together

Happy anniversary, Stonewall riots! Stay revolutionary!

magical girl lizzie 🎀✨

(inspired by @y0gurtfae’s amazing bamboozler magical girl design! my fav lizzie artist for real)

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

this cut made me WHEEZE. what are they doing.

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this