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Falin Revealed in Five Keywords

5 keywords section from the Adventurer's Bible, this is transcribed from the EHScans translation for more info you can check this post. My own notes will be at the end of the post.

1. Family

Due to the mysterious abilities she was born with, Falin was shunned by the other villagers. Cognizant of the role he must serve as village chief, her father got her out of the village by enrolling her into the magic school. Luckily for her, Falin never really noticed the fear and antipathy the other villagers held toward her. Though she understands the anger Laios harbors toward their parents for expelling her from the village, Falin hopes that one day her older brother and their parents will be able to mend the rift between them. She sees her father as someone who is clumsy with his words, and her mother as someone who is prone to bouts of worry.

2. Magic School

Falin enrolled in the magic school* at the age of 10, and ran away from it at the age of 18. Though she views it as the place where she first met Marcille and experienced some enjoyable moments, she also sees it as a place that's too stifling and strict for her liking. Falin's tendency toward wild behavior considered uncouth for young ladies her age and occasional skipping of lectures created an awkward distance between her and the other students, and she never really got used to life at the school.

3. Eyesight

Falin has been nearsighted since she was little, and has a habit of squinting when she's looking at things. Incidentally, being turned into a Chimera improved her eyesight, and she seems to have dropped her habit of squinting.

4. Romance

Though she was betrothed, she had never met her fiancee, and the arrangement was broken off after Falin enrolled in the magic academy. She was quite taken aback when Shuro abruptly asked for her hand in marriage without even having suggested that they begin a relationship first. Although she didn't have any special feelings for him, Falin harbored the thought that she might not have any more people propose to her in the future, so she considered accepting**; at the same time, she worried that accepting would be unfair toward Shuro if she didn't have any feelings for him.

5. Complexion

Falin has beautiful, pale skin, even though she doesn't really go through any particular care routine. She tends to blush bright red very quickly, and experiences some hang-ups about her appearance every time Marcille calls her "cute".

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*EhScans translates as "magic academy" but since in this blog I always refer to it as "magic school" I changed it to keep consistency.

**Spoilers for post canon but this is revisited in an extra

***In general I'd recommend also reading the official english for this one, I think this version is weirdly worded in some parts but that's also true for the official english in other parts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (perhaps the original is also weirdly worded or perhaps it's just me)

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If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

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