Will You Be The New Pope

im so srs humans were made for art and friend and food and beddy bye. i mean this

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does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

What is this, a crossover episode?

New intro post because my other one was from the day I made my account!!!!

I’m Fern, she/her, 19 years of age, and I’m very cool.

I like plants and rocks (they just look nice, I don’t know lots about them).

I love music (that’s all lmao)

I have a kitty cat, loads of quail, 3 chickens, 50+ turtles, 8(?) tortoise, and 2 goats. Animals are awesome.

I love talking to people!!! PLEASE ask me anything or dm me whatever, quite literally anything is ok as long as you’re not mean <3

I still don’t know what exactly to put here or how to finish it so here’s one of my goats, she randomly walked through the front door the other day and sat in the house for a bit, she’s super chill.

Oh also I’m gonna try and tag my posts better, rn I’ve got:

#me posting

#my awesome asks

I’ll think of some more later and edit this maybe but rn everything is just random reblogs I find cool.

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

My journey thru my kid’s Paw Patrol phase via posts from my Bluesky account.

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

I’ve never put a picture of myself online before, but this dress looks really pretty and I love it (I also think I did a good job with my makeup but I’m not confident enough to show my face yet)