Remember when there was this ongoing joke, that there's a demon possessing female pop stars that would cause them to act batshit. They'd like shave their heads or do some fucked up stuff. Like Miley and Katy, pretty sure Jojo Siwa had it most recently.
I think that F1 drivers have one too, but their demon just makes them a whiny little cunt. And norris is defs possessed at the moment, sometimes it jumps into sainz (but that's from all the french kissing he does with lando).
Used to be Max, thank god that's over, hamilton, alonso, vettel, definitely schumacher, they've all been to whiny-bitch hell.
And it doesn't move on (to the next person) untill the majority of the public hates you.
the leclerc hate tweet, about him having verstappen's cock in his throat, is hilarious for many reasons but my first thought was legit "man, he would make a killing on that ventriloquist act"
Danny Ric trying maybe?!!
Magnussen go for fastest lap just to screw with Norris, please!!!!!
They gave the baby an illegal merc and he dunked on them hoes.
Hamilton really has reached peak millenial by going online and telling people "Hey, wish my son a happy birthday! He's turning 12." And then it's a fucking dog that looks like a balding, middle aged, white man.
He probably has like a sign in his house that reads "live, laugh, love my dog" or some shit.
Nico is not happy with merc, making Lewis leaving the team, about the team. The sticker on Lewis's car reads "Every dream needs a team", Nico said "Every team needs a hero".
81-16-11 not the mclaren, ferrari, redbull podium i want, but will gladly accept.
Sky sports has the weirdest lando propaganda videos before the race. Something about WDC's being pirates, max being the biggest pirate of them all. And norris possibly joining the pirates? I'm so confused.
This is what was playing in my head, Toto at George:
Very george response to the penalty and darth toto coming in to assure george, daddy isn't mad.
she/they🏳️🌈. trying to formulate my own opinions. this is my diary. includes: f1, kpop, bad takes, horrible opions, and getting into new hobbies.
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