Girlyominouspresence - Axon, Dendrite, Help Me

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

william afton song mv progress... (no longer willku i apologize..) gonna make this the best fnaf music video !!! i'll probably share like 1 more piece of it later but i just wanted to share a little...

Video games have this fascinating middle ground between "not as good as you remember" and "exactly as good as you remember" that lives roughly in the vicinity of "its ideas are as good as you remember, but their actual game-mechanical implementation sucks ass".

how common is it for people to have crushes on their teachers (% estimate?)

sorry are you under the impression there are hard numbers on this

After 3 months there has been an incident, i have to stay strong, is going to be some rough days, but i will manage (wish me luck)

i feel so bad for Paper ii he'll never get to experience the glorious feeling that is eating in the shower . because paper

.

Mulder's Happy Dream 😇

how to say "I love you" in x-files [159/?] ⤷ 3.02 — “Paper Clip”

"You're lucky you inherited your father's legs. [What?] His sea legs."