I Know For A Fact Jareth’s Room Is Fucking Messy, It’s Messy In A Howl Pendragon Way But Also If

"bestie we are having you put down" I say as i look in the mirror and realize i spent 5 hours reading smut

"You," he said, "are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain."

Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls

"Must be nice to daydream so much you get to think up all sorts of stuff"

I cannot function actually.

My entire balance is thrown off. All I can think of is my daydreams. They encompass everything I do and I can't even do "simple" tasks.

Go play What Remains Of Edith Finch and tell me it sounds "nice".

i’m insane but at least i got pretty eyes

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

I've had this fantasy of like, a needy slut cockwarmingy my cock, except there's a vibrator involved, so she is not actually riding my cock, but she is on it and I keep making her cum over and over and over, just using the squeezing of her cunt to get myself off until I'm too desperate to cum and I just shove her down onto her back and push her into the meanest mating press and fuck her until she passes out (assuming she haven't already from the countless clitoral orgasms)

I hope I am not just a parasocial creature to you but also a fetish object or perhaps masturbatory subject

It still astounds me that people use coconut oil as lube like you might as well throw some rolled oats and brown sugar in their hole and make cookie dough while you're at it

A man cumming inside you accidentally is so hot. Like he just couldn't help himself, your pussy made him feel too good, he couldn't pull out in time. And he groans so loud when he shoots his load into you