Soap Refuses To Wear Condoms, Insists He's Tracking Your Cycle And Everything Will Be Fine. Except When

miss ann thrope

Not wearing anything to bed so they have easier access, going to sleep naked so if they feel the need they can just.. spread my legs and slip inside! Nice n easy, cum in me before I wake up! Wake me up with you deep in me as you’re pounding into me :((!!

post nut clarity hitting me like a metal bat being swung at a electric fence

Crop top that says "i love biting" paired with booty shorts that say "i love biting" paired with a baseball cap that says "i love biting" paired with long socks that each say "i love biting" paired with some flip flops

“your designer heart still beats with common blood" is such a raw line you'd think it came from shakespeare but actually it's from repo! the genetic opera (2008)

Referring to short guys as bite sized because of their height but also because I’m going to sink my teeth into them the first chance I get

Ghost's just the type of dad that always has a kid hanging onto him. The sort of adult that other adults are spooked by, but kids just walk right up to. He never crouches down to their level just stares down at them until they inevitably ask "why're you so big" and he grunts out a "ate all my vegetables" which always makes the kid stick their tongue out and grimace. Then they'll stand next to him and info dump about whatever they're doing while Ghost watches his own kid fall off the monkey bars.

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

god if i dont get dicked down and used soon im gonna lose my mind i feel like im in heat

cockwarming a werewolf to see how long they’ll last before they snap and pound me until I’m stretched around their fat knot