Soap Refuses To Wear Condoms, Insists He's Tracking Your Cycle And Everything Will Be Fine. Except When

Soap refuses to wear condoms, insists he's tracking your cycle and everything will be fine. Except when you text him: "Good news I got my period" and his immediate response is: "How's that good news?" you realize you misunderstood what he was tracking.

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9 months ago
Miss Ann Thrope
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4 months ago

Not wearing anything to bed so they have easier access, going to sleep naked so if they feel the need they can just.. spread my legs and slip inside! Nice n easy, cum in me before I wake up! Wake me up with you deep in me as you’re pounding into me :((!!


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4 months ago

post nut clarity hitting me like a metal bat being swung at a electric fence

4 months ago

Crop top that says "i love biting" paired with booty shorts that say "i love biting" paired with a baseball cap that says "i love biting" paired with long socks that each say "i love biting" paired with some flip flops

1 year ago

“your designer heart still beats with common blood" is such a raw line you'd think it came from shakespeare but actually it's from repo! the genetic opera (2008)


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4 months ago

Referring to short guys as bite sized because of their height but also because I’m going to sink my teeth into them the first chance I get

1 year ago

Ghost's just the type of dad that always has a kid hanging onto him. The sort of adult that other adults are spooked by, but kids just walk right up to. He never crouches down to their level just stares down at them until they inevitably ask "why're you so big" and he grunts out a "ate all my vegetables" which always makes the kid stick their tongue out and grimace. Then they'll stand next to him and info dump about whatever they're doing while Ghost watches his own kid fall off the monkey bars.


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4 months ago

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast


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4 months ago

god if i dont get dicked down and used soon im gonna lose my mind i feel like im in heat

4 months ago

cockwarming a werewolf to see how long they’ll last before they snap and pound me until I’m stretched around their fat knot

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21 • any pronouns • bisexual • switch • nonmonogamous - I have a gf • you can call me glitch or one or whatever you want tbh as long as I know it refers to me Im not great at tagging bc I’m mainly on mobile and I forget Minors dni, I will block you

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