Hello Everybody, My Name Is Darkiplier… And This Is Antisepticeye.

Happiness Will Come To You.

Just tweaking a few things here and there on a report for uni, and erm…. 

…looks like someone’s decided to show their face after a month or so.

Yeah, I thought it was you. What do you want now Anti?

No, I’m not giving you cookies. The last thing a tiny version of a hyperactive psychopath needs is sugar. Plus I don’t have any cookies. 

..Don’t look at me like that. I don’t have any cookies! And even if I did I’m not giving you a crumb! 

..You don’t scare me. The most you could do is give me a paper cut with that tiny knife of yours. Where did you even get that, I don’t remember drawing you with any weapons?…

WOW! HEY! WHAT THE HELL, DUDE?! Why you be a dick to me?! 

(So, basically, my supply of cookies must now become a major priority in my life.) 

Ah, I love my psychotic demon boi Grainy Banana.

oh man, i love jacksepticeye’s evil alter ego, *looks at smudged writing on hand*  uuUHHH

Another Binaural Audio - Listen With Headphones

Credit goes to @nuclearsugarbomb for the original audio mashup, I mixed it together into this chilling mess. The transcript is here, just close your eyes in a dark room and listen as Anti gets right up in your personal space.

hey d00ds it’s 3:35am and i’m sick what else is new  (customary headphone thing)

Of course I do! PMA always!

Reblog if you still take the PMA movement seriously and it still means a lot to you.

When your friends are wrapped up in their own conversation and you just stand there like...

Let JJ say FUCK

WE’RE GIVING HIM IDEAS

Oh dang @therealjacksepticeye seems to be captured in Antis knife- WhOOPs . Ahw dang it didn’t come out as well as I hoped it would (maybe because I have no clue how to make glitches-) UhM-anyways😂💚

An-tie (please don’t kill me... >_<)

For research purposes..

Do you say anti like:

An-tea

Or

An-tie