Bi Culture By The Bi Squad

Practice and Perform

Practice like you’ve never won. Perform like you’ve never lost.

Virgil: *relaxing on the couch, scrolling through Tumblr*

Logan: *solving a crossword puzzle* Something rare and beautiful...

Logan: Virgil!

Logan: It fits!

Virgil: *becomes an actual tomato*

Virgil: When Patton dies, he wants to be turned into a coral reef

Logan: Roman wants to be shot into outer space

Logan: Boy, did we end up with weird people

Virgil: Yeah, but we love them regardless

Bisexual Culture is:

Wearing a shirt with rolled sleeves over your actual shirt even though it’s too hot outside.

Wearing bracelets.

Tucking one side of your hair behind your ear.

Having too many jackets.

Wanting more pockets.

Shoving everything into your bag even though it’s already full.

Using too many punctuation marks on a sentence.

Keysmashing.

Taping posters to your bedroom walls.

Stickers.

Pins.

Calling ugly animals cute.

Wanting to paint your nails even though you know they’ll get chipped within five minutes.

Forgetting anything and everything.

Losing your stuff. All. The. Time.

Wanting to wear tight/form fitting pants but knowing it’s too hot and you’ll have to peel them off later.

Wanting to wear hoodies all the time but it’s too hot.

Iced coffee.

Cross body bags.

Painting.

Changing your profile pic every week.

Puns.

Awkward conversations.

Awkward sitting.

Awkward standing.

Just. Awkward everything.

It can never be undone

What’s done, is done

Me in the booth when I’m anxious to start the show but there’s nothing to do.

Virgil: If you’re anxious and you know it, clap your hands.

Virgil: *clap clap*

Virgil: If you’re tired and you know it, clap your hands.

Virgil: *clap clap*

Virgil: If you’re stressy and depressy and your life is kinda messy, if you’re dying and you know it clap your hands.

Virgil: *clap clap*

*running footsteps are heard before the door is blasted off its hinges*

Patton: NOT MY SON

Ha

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I know it’s not very good, but I thought it was decent.

🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️

Me: has nothing to do for days

Me: gets hepatitis B vaccine 

Me: has to do everything 

So I found a six foot pole, and upon realizing that it was only a little shorter than both @amazingphil and @danisnotonfire I decided to travel around the house with it to see what hardships would come with that height. Dan, Phil, I have to say you would not fare well with my house (I mean no bed jumping?)