For Some Reason. I Am. Endlessly Amused By The Concept Of Superheroes Getting Fast Food. So In Between

I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.

It's right-handed

I am right-handed

There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly

I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.

There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.

I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.

A homo erectus made it

Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.

Who were you

A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?

Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?

Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?

Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?

Who were you?

What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?

What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.

Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?

Or has it always been divine?

Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?

Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.

The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.

Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?

I'm not religious.

But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine

I don't know what is.

Danny Phantom but they’re demon slayers

Birdflash (villain but not really villain) AU

(can’t really think of a name so this will be it for now)

But yeah, some sketches and concept art for a birdflash AU idea I had some time ago

and some of my thoughts on the au if interested:)

-talon dick finding abused Wally (after Wally run away from home)

-talon dick kind of adopting/kidnapping Wally and bringing him to his lair that he build when he wants to get away from the court

-Wally and dick grew up together (wally refusing to go back home)

-dick talon

-Wally (vigilante I guess not sure yet)

-talon dick can talk but the court didn’t think its necessary for him to learn how to write or read so Wally teaches him

Also, I swear I had some sketches for a comic somewhere, but I can’t find them anymore.

If I do though I’m gonna try finishing them …

Master Post 2

All the dabbles I have posted on my DC x DP account. Under a read more due to how long it is. Broken into three categories:

Multi-parts - Dabbles that have more than one part written.

One-shots- Dabbles with only one part written.

Requests- Dabbles written for the requests of readers. (Note: If a request is for a continuation of the other two categories, they will be filed in Milti-parts)

(Updated as of 11/10/2024: Stop on Completed Aus: The Adoptive Son Part 9

Multi-Parts

Cass the Halfa: Part 1 , Part 2, Part 3

Danny's Grill: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Freelance Inventor: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 Part 4 Part 4.5 Part 5 Part 6

The Audit: Part 1, Part 2

Why Ten?: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Mr. Flavor: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Cluster of Cores: Part 1, Part 2 Part 3

Demon Head slightly to the Left: Part 1 Part 2

Danny Fenton's Ex: Part 1 Part 2

New Management: Part 1 Part 2

Billy's Parents: Part 1 Part 2

Phone a friend: Part 1 Part 2

Passion for Fashion: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 Part 7

Super Robin: Part 1 Part 2

Cassandra's Curse in Gotham: Part 1 Part 2

The Summoned Demon: Part 1 Part 2

One-Shots

Red Yummy: Part 1

It's all Fun and Games Kids!: Part 1

Professional Protector of Love: Part 1

The Backroads: Part 1

In 30 minutes or less!: Part 1

One hell of a good bellhop: Part 1

Corporate Rivals: Part 1

Rude Kryptonian: Part 1

Ecto-specialist: Part 1

Side Hustle: Part 1

Copyright: Part 1

Love at first (club) meeting: Part 1

Catnip for Heros: Part 1

Old Friends: Part 1

Danny The Nanny: Part 1

Lights and Camera: Part 1

Hot Wings: Part 1

Marriage trap the Office Supplier!: Part 1

The ones who got away: Part 1

Vanishing Bookstore: Part 1

Petal to the Metal: Part 1

Lover Boy: Part 1

Penpal: Part 1

Fishbowl Bones: Part 1

Unwanted House Guest: Part 1

The Roommate: Part 1

Missing Half: Part 1

Danny's Did you know: Part 1

Yeti's Orders: Part 1

Requests

Batman with a gun's lover: Part 1

IRS's Boogie Man: Part 1

Dear Elder Brother's Mistakes: Part 1

The Undead Florist: Part 1

Pit's Merman: Part 1

Dullahan is my roommate: Part 1

Nightowl Appartement: Part 1

The one with the sunset hair: Part 1

The cinnamon roll's son: Part 1

The Lost In-laws: Part 1

The Lady and the Dad: Part 1

Big Brother does not Approve: Part 1

Gotham's star and Shadow: Part 1

Pride in Gotham: Part 1

Revenant Prompt: Part 1

The King and his Not-Knight Part 1

Contestant Number 3: Part 1

The Lost Son of the Bat: Part 1

AroAce Danny: Part 1

this issue was written by a sibling. there is no doubt in my mind

hmm. goats my cor

finally done with the series that's been plaguing my dreams for a month

It's not just me right, we all love @zillychu 's fire core AU?

I usually hate drawing long hair but I actually had fun this time (long hair fun in concept, hell in practice😔)

This took 7 non-consecutive hours to finish🫡

Couple of lil baby Danny's for my new dp x dc au first two I'd like when Jason first found Danny and his first feeding at his new home. Last two is like a just older than toddler and 5 year old Danny.

I'm not experienced in drawing young children, this is my first time even drawing a baby, so I apologise if something is in-accurate.

More than happy for any art suggestions or questions about this au as I am off of work tommorow:)

Danny as a member of Metahumans Anonymous

So, Gotham has a fairly strict No Metas Rule. Not because Batman hates Metas or because the people do, but because it isn’t safe for them to live there with so many Rouges looking for powerful Henchmen. Rogues that will do anything to them or their families to get them to obey.

The few Metas that do live there do so in secret, hiding their powers from everybody else and trying to live a normal life.

Then comes in Danny Fenton. He just recently moved to the City for work, and he just so happens to move in across from one of these hidden Metas. His neighbor accidentally reveals his powers to Danny, and starts to panic because even one person knowing could lead to more people knowing and soon enough he would be stuck in a henchman position being ragdolled by the Batman for the crime of using his Fire Breath to heat up his coffee in front of his neighbor.

Before his neighbor can panic anymore and run away, Danny uses his powers to freeze the doorknob shut. Seeing that Danny is also a Meta, his neighbor calms down a bit.

They start hanging out together, a sort of Metahuman solidarity, and eventually meet another Meta, and another, and another, each time sharing their contact info to keep in touch and make sure everybody else is safe. They eventually meet a couple dozen Metas living on Gotham in secret, creating a group chat to keep in touch and talk.

This eventually culminates into weekly meetings to hang out and discuss their lives, talk about the ways that being Metas affected their lives, explain the various way they unlocked their powers (lab accident, car crash, naturally as kids, etc.), and even play some sports while using their Powers in a hidden warehouse.

It’s a sort of freedom that none of them have experienced since moving to Gotham, a way to let loose and confide in people who understand their lives and struggles. It becomes therapeutic in a way, and it does help that Danny knows a little about Psychology from his sister, so he can help his new friends calm down during a panic attack or talk about tough subjects more easily.

He can also use his Technical Know-How build them some trinkets, as little souvenirs or gifts. But he is also a Ghost, and the love-language of Ghosts is violence, so he makes them little weapons as “Toy Gifts”. He makes a Flamethrower for his Fire Neighbor as a joke, a Blowgun for the guy with Wind Powers, a Water Gun for the guy who makes acid, all that.

They even use the toy weapons in their Games, and it helps that some of their members have healing powers so their don’t have to worry about being hurt too bad.

All in all, it’s a really fun place to hang out with their Meta buddies.

Their Safe Haven.

…

Then one day, Robin sees some people using their powers from a skylight of the Meta Sports Warehouse.