I need Dick to be completely delusional about Tim and consider him to be his nicest, most helpful, and most well-behaved sibling.
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Tim: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life.
Dick: I know this and I love you 🥰
Jason: ...Dick, are you fucking HIGH???
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Dick: You should consider trying to be more like Tim! He's always such a well-behaved angel ❤️
Tim: Thank you, Dick 😇
Damian:
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Dick: Tim is very kind and always so polite! He would never be mean to someone on purpose! ❤️
Bruce, who is bullied by Tim an average of 4.5 times a day:
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Dick: Tim is an absolute sweetheart!
Cass: ... I do not think that word means what you think it does.
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Duke, staring at a warehouse that he and Tim just 'accidentally' blew up: ... So how mad do you think Dick is going to be at us?
Tim: Don't worry, I got this.
Dick, landing next to them: Holy explosion, Red Robin! What happened here?!?
Tim: I don't know 😔. It was like this when we got here 🥺.
Duke, whispering: There is no way he's going to believe tha-
Dick: Oh no! Well, I'm just glad you two are safe!
Duke: ... Tim, I need you to teach me your ways.
Dick: hm? Did you say something, Duke?
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Dick: I don't get it! Why does everyone think Tim is some kind of crazed feral gremlin?!?
Alfred: I believe that is because they have in fact met Master Tim.
Dick: What was that? 🙃
Alfred: ... 😮💨 Truly it is a mystery for the ages.
Take some art from a trade I’m doing with @zylev-blog as a continuation of this!!! Honestly it’s such a fun idea and gives my brain WORMS
DEFINITELY check out their other stuff to if you love DP x DC!!!!
“Robot Story” del artista: Vaskange.
“Endless Robot Feelings” melodía: Por Adrien Melano.
Damian Wayne: The Baby Bat
I for one welcome our new strygine overlord. :)
Backstory: This gentleman escaped from Central Park Zoo in March after his enclosure there was vandalized, and there was a lot of concern over whether or not he could/would survive out of captivity. Unconcerned by this, Flaco settled himself in a particular area of Central Park and spent all the spring, summer, and most of the fall eating large numbers of rats, and genially allowing himself to be photographed by an ever-growing cadre of bird paparazzi.
Then a few weeks ago, possibly irked by repeated mobbing by assorted hawks and corvids, Flaco took off from his normal haunts and went on a brief tour of apartment-building courtyards on the Lower East Side. Now he's on the Upper West Side, within sight of Central Park (so food's no problem, should he feel like heading back that way to hunt), and shouting for everybody to hear that he owns the place. The image above shows him on the water tower of an apartment building at 86th and CPW.
If you look back through the Manhattan Bird Alert and Above 96th Twitter feeds, you'll see many splendid pictures of him. He's a handsome lad, and it's good to see him thriving.
What's in his future? Hard to tell. (Though some people on Twitter are suggesting he should run for mayor.) He may head upstate at some point. But he may decide he's quite happy to be a Manhattanite. As a fellow one, I wish him very well. :)
Danny Phantom, looking at the batfam member funny: What do you mean you almost killed each other for the title of Robin? You can just, share it???
Batfam member: no you don't understand-
Dani Phantom, popping up through the floor: hi Danny what's cooking.
Danny Phantom: Hi yourself Dani. Just explaining how we share our names.
Batfam member, not liking the implications: you're not... duplicates?
...
For the purpose of this one I think the Phantoms is with the YJ, probably. So they're talking to Tim?
Also like, they're both Phantom. At the same time. They didn't try to hide it at all, everyone else just assumed they're the same person because duplication is one of phantom's known powers. And because they usually called each other by name, and have chronic under-explaining things syndrome, and does things in sync a lot, and look almost identical.
So in their teammate's eyes Phantom is one single entity, just casual with his duplication power and also genderfluid. Even when Dani occasionally calls Danny template, people think of dupes before clones.
...Which leads to the next hilarious situation where Tim only tell the other members there's more than one Phantom, making them questions every dupe they see.
"Maidenless behaviour" is such a hilarious combination of words because I can see it naturally manifesting in the medieval era. Just like in a conversation between two dudes in a tavern, and one of them is three drinks deep in a splendid conversation with a handful of upstanding local sex workers.
"Brother, that is godless behaviour." "Well yours is maidenless behaviour." "Those are no maidens." "Perhaps, but perhaps you are one."
Reblog stuff. That's it. The algorithm is the mutuals we made along the way.
Get delivering.
this is a wip but I'm thinking about making it a print if the final looks good! pls let me know if you're interested :D
cause I'm scared and in need of reassurance :) <3