They’re Jus Lil Guys

MY HEARTTTTT

anyone please ask your crush out like this

Racing Cats in Boxes

If cats could keep the protection of a cardboard box while moving around the living room, they’d totally do it. These kitties in containers are not just relaxing in their boxes like regular cats; they’re racing across your dining room table like a regular NASCAT driver. Just pull back on the box, release and these tiny, soft vinyl and plastic purr-babies will take off across the kitchen floor faster than you can say, “I’m opening a can of wet food.” 

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Pls help me find a fic about tim drake being kidnapped as a kid by (deathstroke? Bane? Some villan) and he eventually escapes and he becomes a morally grey ceo boss character and Jason is on his case

No luck. I'll keep and eye out.

ok but have you ever seen a parked blimp?

why is this so goddamn funny

thought this would be a banger on tumblr

Low resolution Batfam

have i mentioned how much i love villains being not villainous because of small (or not so small) child?

because

anyway

imagine you are killer croc and you are just kind of chilling in the sewers doing killer croc things

when suddenly there is an Intruder! In! Your! Territory!!!

so obviously you take your scary face and take on a more menacing stance and go to fight off whoever is down here because

this is your place! and you do not share!!

and then you get there its a child, and like, you have fought robin before but his dad was there and he was in good health and you might have gone easy on him but you will never admit to it so it might as well have never happened

but that is a young teenager(!), looks like he might be 13(!!) but with how skinny he is he might be older and just malnourished(!!), he is actively bleeding(!) and might get an infection(!!!) from the wound on his chest that on closer inspection looks like a Vivisection(!!!!!!!) wound on his chest and he is looking fearfully at the manhole cover that he just came in from

so obviously you scoop him up and bring him deep deep down

crocodiles are excellent parents and highly protective of their young

he even runs through the water instead of swimming because of all the grossness lf the sewer

this kid is his now and he will protect him with the ferociousness of a wild boar