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need to save this for my spidersona

As a fellow broke bitch, if i told someone i wasn't rich and a rich person looked me in the eyes and screamed 'well why not' id simply pass away

*steps in a puddle and a Dark Souls style status effect bar rapidly fills until I’m struck with !!WET SOCKS!! nd i explode and die horribly*

This is my spidersona, Tether! His inciting villain is Mysterio. The world is very SolarPunk, set in Denver if resources like fossil fuels were not as plentiful in the world, making solar and hydro electricity the main source of electricity, and causing Oscorp to be the leader in electricity

Mysterio has this whole thing about the sun and making sure that no one can look away from him, and he stole hard light technology from Alchemax

Tether is a college student in Denver, and he got bit by a jumping spider that was gene spliced with the oleander plant with the goal of generating electricity from converted kinetic energy. This gives Tether the ability to absorb excess kinetic energy and release it through his body as new kinetic energy, essentially a kinetic battery!

I have a necklace that looks like Roxas's zipper (the 4 point star thing), and I love it, but every time I wear it at least one person calls it a ninja star and I have to hold in the urge to rant about how it is NOT a ninja star and actually from a video game (this rant would inevitably turn into me talking about kingdom hearts, and some people are not ready for Donald Duck and anime to exist in the same space)

I knew there was some deeper message

I envy raccoons

Oh hey, that's neat.

Moon references an-

HAPPY PRIDE FROM MESSMER THE IMPALER I GUESS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Lucy Carlyle would say this

well it's just like my cursed skull would always say

I will never forgive them for doing this to me