Heroes of Olympus except when Leo gets to Calypso’s island he freaks out that this random lady has fallen for him and doesn’t want him to leave.
So Leo just panics and says he’s gay.
And once he starts talking it doesn’t stop. He makes up this very convincing story about his boyfriend that’s waiting for him back home.
“What’s his name?”
“Jason.”
Because yes he based the mystery guy of his dreams that he’s totally in love with on his best friend.
And somewhere along the lines realises oh shit I love Jason for real.
“Oh man I love him…”
“I would hope so?”
My friend said orange juice would cure my depression so…
A funky pair of socks with sharks on them
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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My contribution to the starter pack trend :D
Not the best, but better than shitty ai slop
“I’m a boy” “I’m a girl” Okay??? And I was trying so hard to be polite? Hard, isn’t it? Trying to ask prying questions at terminal velocity?
"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin
I wanna take a toaster bath
period cramps bad enough that im praying for gunpowder tim to take them away
I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"
Cause like
I dont know about anyone else
But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering
And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW
They/them I like: tma, Hannibal, pjo, sharks, gravity falls, toh, arcane and musical theatre, among other things :D
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