Sometimes, I Get So Roped Up In Fanfictions And Fanart That I Genuinely Forget That Thorin Is Canonically

So far you have had a date with Destiny, flirted with Death, and danced with the Devil. You're going to have a serious chat with your wingman next time you go clubbing.

lord the peasants are so loud today

The Welsh Angel 🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤

Any queer man in fiction can’t have a healthy relationship. All they know is pining, divorce, cause the apocalypse, wear silly costume, fight they homo boyfriend, trauma, be disastrous, eat hot chip & lie.

After learning of the existence of Magic, everyone started to “cheat” the system, treating magic like bugs in a game. The only person to follow the set rules of Magic is you. Which is good because the bugs have just been patched.

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that