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Masterlist

Started: 24-9-2021

Last updated: 11-4-2024

Total works: 10

Jujutsu Kaisen

Imagines

Nanami Kento:

A romantic night out with Nanami Kento (SFW)

Megumi Fushiguro:

Playing games at the arcade with Megumi Fushiguro (SFW)

Headcanons

Gojo, Megumi, Yuji:

Baking with them (SFW)

BTS

Imagines

Kim Taehyung:

Jealous ex-boyfriend (SFW)

Mystis Messenger

Imagines

Zen (Hyun Ryu):

Zen's birthday surprise (NSFW)

Final Fantasy Series

Imagines

Cloud Strife:

Unrequited love (SFW)

Reversed Roles (NSFW)

Zack Fair: One Call Away (NSFW)

Headcanons

Zack x Angeal:

Discipline (NSFW)

Call of Duty

Headcanons

Captain John Price:

Headcanons (NSFW and SFW)

HOW CUTE?!!

me too jimmy

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I've been struggling lately to write new stories and fanfictions. I hope to get some recommendations and feedback from you guys!

You can send me fanfictions that are based on certain AU's or genres. Or just AU's and genres in general.

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Headcanons (SFW and NSFW) - Captain Price || MDNI!!

Character: Captain John Price, Call of Duty

Warnings: Some smut / adult content

Reader: Fem / AFAB

Words: 625

I'm currently in a COD brainrot since I started playing Modern Warfare and I just wanted to share my undying love for a man who could easily be my father, considering his age :P

It isn't too long, but I hope you'll like it nonetheless!

Enjoy!

SFW headcanons!

His favourite petnames for you are darling, love, sweetheart, doll and dove (i do not make the rules)

Price wakes up early in the morning so he makes the both of you coffee for when you wake up

Every weekend he makes you breakfast on bed, just because he can and thinks he has to spoil you every now and then to make sure you still feel loved and cared for.

He buys you a bouquet of flowers whether it's for an anniversary, feeling down or even when he wants to let you know you look gorgeous. He finds a reason every time to buy you flowers.

This man can COOK and he loves to do it for you. When he's cooking he'll always let you have the first taste to make sure it's to your liking.

Forehead kisses are his specialty and he knows you love it.

He loves burying his face in the crook of your neck, taking in the smell of your perfume as he tells you how you smell like a field of flowers

Texts and calls you for every little thing to let you know what he's doing, where he is and when he'll be home (he just wants you to know there's no one else who he could love the way he loves you)

ALWAYS brings you a little gift whenever he returns home from a mission

Whenever he's driving he will put his hand on your thigh, squeezing it every now and then just to feel you squirm under his touch, knowing you can't get enough of it either

Price can also not get enough of some simple cuddles on the couch as the two of you watch your favourite tv show, chuckles softly when you fall asleep while watching (happens like every time lol)

NSFW headcanons!

Price loves mating press and prone bone, mostly because he can be as close as possible to you in these positions

"You're taking me so well, love." and "use your words."

Will literally get a boner if you call him sir

His mouth techniques are GODLY

knows just how to drive you crazy by constantly edging and saying things like "show me how good you can be for me'' and ''I'll let you cum all over my face."

Grabs a handful of your hair when you're sucking his dick, he just needs to push you down even further and further

He'll call you over just to fuck you senseless on his desk

Can't forget the breeding. Price loves to fill you up until you can´t take any more. The sight of his cum leaking out of your pussy is a sight he wants to see every time.

He loves it when you're all touchy during sex, and if you're not he will put your hands on his chest

Makes you cock warm him because if he could he'd literally want to be inside of you 24/7

Even though he's quite rough usually, from time to time he'll also enjoy just having slow, passionate sex as he whispers sweet nothings into your ear

Price will suprise you with a new lingerie set once in a while. He'll make you do a little show for him, just so he can see how the fabric hugs your breasts, hips and every other part of you

Aftercare is his forte, after pounding you into the bed he will tell you how proud he is, cigarette in one hand while using the other to stroke your hair. he will stay with you for however long you need it

He never forgets to take a warm bath with you, no matter how intense it was, he always wants to make sure you're all clean and feeling well

me omg

In a restaurant, the lights dimming

Felix: Did it just get sexier in here?

Changbin: [Bangs fist on the table] I CAN’T SEE MY FUCKING MENU!

𝐙𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 || NSFW !

Character: Zen / Hyun Ryu, Mystic Messenger

Warnings: smut, make-out sessions, eating you out, passionate fucking

Word count: 1777 words

Summary: Zen's birthday was coming up and you knew he wouldn't be home because of work. So, you decide to celebrate it early and spoil him in ways you never have.

Today was a pretty.. dull day. As usual, Zen was out working again for a big role that he had in a upcoming musical. Every day he was rehearsing for hours on end and leaving early in the morning to go to set, which meant, that you were alone the entire day with nothing to do. Well, besides grocery shopping and taking care of household chores. You didn't want to burden Zen with chores after work, he was absolutely wrecked every time he came back from rehearsing.

With Zen's birthday coming up soon and his busy schedule, things were quite difficult when it came to organizing a celebration party. But you were determined to surprise him anyway.

You had prepared everything the day before when he was already sleeping. You decided to make him a nice dinner first with some romantic lights and a small gift to begin with.

Big plans were up ahead though for the evening. You had bought lingerie, blindfolds, cuffs and many more. It was going to be his night and all the choices would be up to him. Both you and Zen wanted more spice, more intimate moments with each other, but there was never time to do so. If it did happen, it only consisted of a heavy make-out session.

Hours passed in what only felt like minutes, and there you were, sitting in a charming dress at the dinner table with a nice meal for the two of you. All the lights were dimmed and replaced with candles and petals of a rose scattered all over the floor, the table, and the bed as well.

You waited anxiously, tapping your foot on the floor, the clacking of your heels echoing throughout the entire room. Your nerves were making you heat up and sweat.

After more minutes had passed, you started wondering if he'd even get home in time. Otherwise, you would have to eat this entire meal yourself, which would be horribly disappointing.

Then, as you heard the door open and Zen's voice filling the room, you finally got your redeeming answer. Your eyes immediately lit up, pushing your chair back as you ran over to him. He looked quite surprised by the entire scenery you had set up.

You flew into his arms, nuzzling your head into the crook of his neck. You could smell the cologne he had put on earlier, and it smelled like heaven. Zen knows what looks good, which cologne smells good, and how to put his outfits together.

Every day, you realize just how lucky you actually are.

''Did you prepare all of this just for me, darling?''

Zen kissed your forehead, cupping your cheeks gently as he looked into your eyes. ''Yes… I wanted to celebrate your birthday, despite knowing how tight your schedule is.''

In response, Zen chuckled, taking a lock of your hair as he twirled it around his finger. He leaned down, and to your surprise, he smelled it a bit before releasing the strand of hair. ''You used special shampoo, didn't you?'' He asked, your cheeks were flushed as the words fell from his lips.

You nodded slightly, fumbling with the fabric of your dress. You lifted your head and looked Zen dead in the eyes. ''I know you like this shampoo, so I used it again to make sure I smell good.''

''Oh! I cooked us a meal. Let's go eat before it goes cold.'' You took your lover's hand and took him to your dining room. Zen gasped, his eyes sparkling at the sight. ''It looks delicious.''

''I'm glad.'' You replied, sighing of relief as you sat down in front of Zen.

The two of you ate your meal, having small and fun conversations in between. A lot of laughs were shared and as soon as both of you finished your plate, you were out of breath. Your cheeks hurt from laughing so much and smiling the entire time.

''Now that dinner is over, I have another surprise. I'll be right back.'' A grin formed on your lips, waving at Zen as he stared at you, completely astonished.

It didn't take you too long to put the lingerie on. You took a deep breath, pushing the door open as you stood at the entrance of your bedroom door. Zen noticed you had finished up, his eyes widened once they fell on the lingerie that you wore.

''Wow… You look so hot.'' Zen said, drool practically leaking from his mouth like he was an animal watching his prey.

''This is going to be a long night, hun.'' He smirked as he made his way over to you, putting his arms around you and pulling you up into his firm grip. In bridal style, he took you to the bedroom, placing you down gently onto the mattress.

As he was hovering over you, he pulled his shirt off right away, throwing it to the side. So did he with his pants. The only thing left were his boxers.

Your heart started racing when you saw Zen lean down and push his lips onto yours. The soft touch and taste of your cherry lip gloss were sending you all the way to cloud 9.

The two of you ended up in a heavy make-out session. Zen was hungrily touching you, his hands slithering from your thighs up to your breasts. His lips were pulled away from you. He pulled the top from your lingerie down and moved his mouth down to your breasts, sucking on your nipples while rubbing your thighs in all the right ways.

You were moving into his touch, completely in ecstasy. Your soft moans filled the room as Zen continued to engulf himself in what's his. Every inch of your body felt like it was tingling. He knew how to touch you, make you feel good and make you unable to speak.

After what felt like an hour, he lifted his head up, heavy panting, as he undid the tie from his hair. His silver locks slid over his shoulder and tickled your skin when it made contact.

"God, you look so captivating like this, Zen.'' You said, your eyes moving from his deep, red orbs to his well-built body. Your heart was beating out of your chest the longer you kept staring at him.

Zen grinned, running his hand through his hair. "Says you, hun." He simply replied, before opening his mouth again. "You look like you need some ravishing, hm?" Your eyes widened, nodding at the remark he just made.

Without another word, he pulled down the lingerie, the fabric hanging around your legs. You slid your feet through the opening, throwing it to the side after, which now left you completely naked.

Zen's expression told you enough about how desperately he wanted… no, needed you.

He pulled you down, making you lay down at the edge of the bed as he slung your legs over his shoulders. Zen wasn't giving you any time to prepare, within seconds his mouth was hovering over your wet pussy. His hot breath against it made you whimper softly, you couldn't wait to feel him inside you once again.

As you were about to plead to your boyfriend about how much you were aching for him, he had already plunged his tongue inside you. A shiver made your body wriggle around, wanting to create a friction between you two to enhance that feeling.

"P-Please Zen…" You managed to mumble out in between your whines and moans, you lifted your head to take a quick look at Zen. You noticed his bright red orbs looking up at you, all while he was working his tongue in and around your pussy.

He moved his mouth away from you, wiping off all the juices that were practically leaking out of you. "What is it baby, hm? Use your words." Zen chuckled, kissing the insides of your legs as he slowly moved up. He kissed your belly, your breasts, shoulder and lastly one quick kiss on the lips.

"I can't wait any longer." You were panting, digging your nails into his back, which would surely leave some marks behind. "Oh darling, I could easily tell by the way you were moving your hips into me just now." Zen replied, shortly after he removed his boxers, "You're in luck today. I've been aching for you all day." He hovered over you, pressing the tip against your entrance.

You could see a grin forming on your boyfriend's face as he continued sliding it over your pussy, spreading your juices everywhere. "I don't even need lube. You really can't wait, huh…"

And before you could answer that, he pushed himself inside of you. His shaft was sliding easily all the way into you. You held your breath as he continued pushing it in. Sometimes you'd forget just how big he was. "Ah Zen, please be gentle~" You asked, finally exhaling when he stopped. Zen nodded at you, starting to thrust into you at a slow and steady pace.

You were a mess. You were moaning all over the place and whining every time you felt him thrust all the way inside you. Zen was groaning, sweating and cursing words about how much he missed you and your body. Your pussy was throbbing, it felt as if you were already approaching your orgasm.

"Hm I can feel your pussy tightening around my cock. Do you want to cum, baby?" Zen rubbed his thumb on your cheek in small circles, picking up the pace a bit when he saw you quickly nod at him in response.

Zen moaned as he let his head rest on your shoulder. You wrapped your legs tightly around his waist as you whimpered, your orgasm edging closer and closer.

It didn't take much longer for both of you to reach your high, Zen pushed his cock all the way inside as he let his load flow inside you. Zen let his body lay on top of yours while the two of you were both panting profusely. His thumb rubbed over your red-hued cheeks once again as he placed a delicate kiss on your neck.

´´Do you still want the actual dessert?'' You contemplated, letting your arms hang loosely around his neck.

''Save it up for tomorrow. We have to catch up first. hm?'' Zen pondered as he rolled over onto his back. He invited you to cuddle with him by patting the empty spot beside him.

You simply did so without exchanging another word. It was only a few minutes later that both you and Zen had fallen into a deep slumber.

Reversed Roles || Cloud x Fem!Reader [NSFW]

MINORS DNI!!

Character: Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy series

Warnings: smut, make-out sessions, handjob, blowjob, pegging, fingering

Summary: Cloud was always the one to make you feel good, but now it was your turn.

Words: 1358

You sighed in annoyance, standing in front of Cloud, who was obviously tired and aching all over. But, he didn’t want to admit it. Just like any other time you asked him how he was doing, he’d always respond with, ’fine’ and shrugged it off. You weren’t that naïve, though. You noticed right off the bat that he needed some relaxation, just some time to recover from the constant fighting. 

‘’Let me help you, okay?’’ You said, looking up at him with puppy eyes, begging for him to let you help him relax. ‘’I have something in mind, which I think could help you relax your muscles a bit.’’ A tiny smirk formed on your lips, causing Cloud to raise an eyebrow and shake his head in confusion. ‘’Well, what did you have in mind?’’ He asked, crossing his arms as he impatiently waited for you to answer. ‘’Promise me you’ll listen to me?’’

He nodded his head slowly, only getting more confused at your vague questions. ‘’So, you know how you’re always the one that makes me feel good, right? How about we reverse the roles and l’ll do the same to you…’’ The blonde’s eyes widened at your ridiculous offer, his cheeks burning up as he cleared his throat. ‘’You know I’d never do that.’’ He replied, rubbing his temples in frustration. It was clear that Cloud was completely overthrown by this question.

‘’Fine, I guess.’’ 

Your eyes sparkled, grabbing Cloud’s hand as you pulled him towards the bed. You pushed him down onto the hard mattress, sitting on top of his lap with the biggest smile on your face. Without another word, you pushed your lips against his, both of you letting out soft moans into each other’s mouth. You gave the boy one last kiss, before lifting your head up. You were out of breath, Cloud was heavily panting, just like you were. The two of you have had heavy make-out sessions before, but this one felt like it had been building up for a long time. 

You pulled up your top, lifting it over your head and throwing it to the side. You did exactly the same with the skirt and your undergarments, leaving you in just your bra. Cloud got the hint and pulled off his shirt and pants, revealing a well-built body underneath all the fabric. Your eyes trailed from his pretty face, down to his chest and the bulge that was forming under the last piece of fabric. Your hand moved down to his erect dick, your slim fingers moving to the rim of his underwear, pulling it down to his legs with a bit of his help. 

When your eyes met his, he avoided your gaze, his cheeks glowing a bright red hue. ‘’May I?’’ You chuckled, wrapping your lips around the tip, swirling your tongue around his as you looked up at him. ‘’Yes…’’ Cloud’s breathing sped up, twitching at the touch of your lips on his cock. 

After taking it easy on the blonde, you sped up your movements, going down on his cock at a quick pace. Some soft whimpers started leaving Cloud’s mouth, his hand holding a gentle grip on the silky strands of your hair, tightening every time you swirled your tongue around him. ‘’S-Stop-’’ He muttered under his breath, making you stop what you were doing. You looked into his eyes as you spoke up, ‘’Hm, what is it? You need to speak up.’’ You said sternly, wiping off the saliva from your mouth. ‘’Stop what?’’ 

‘’I can’t go much longer like this.’’ Cloud covered his face, it was an even brighter red than before. ‘’How about I start prepping you then, sounds good?’’ He quickly nodded without saying another word, he looked embarrassed, but deep down you knew how much he loved it when you took the lead and called shots. 

You grabbed the lube from a small night stand next to the bed, as you opened the cap, the liquid came flowing out. You applied a generous amount on your fingers and some on his aching hole. Cloud shivered at the cold substance hitting his skin, turning his head away from you, which only made you even more excited. You rubbed two of your fingers on his hole covered in lube. Before pushing your fingers inside, you made quick eye contact with Cloud, making sure he was ready. In one swift motion, your fingers slipped inside, moving around easily with the lube. He groaned at the feeling, you could tell he wasn’t completely relaxed. ‘’Hey, relax a bit. Let me take the lead.’’ Your other hand cupped his cheek reassuringly as you whispered those words into his ear.  

It didn’t take much longer for him to fully relax and lean into your touch. You thrusted your fingers gently into him, curling them from time to time, which made Cloud whimper even more than before. He pushed his hips into you, creating friction between the two of you. His whimpers only grew louder as you sped up, hitting his sweet spot every time you curled your fingers. 

He was already a mess, and the worst was yet to come. 

After some time, you decided it was time for a bigger treat. You got up and grabbed the silicone strap-on from one of the drawers of the night stand. Cloud’s heart was racing as he looked at it, you had never done this before, but you wanted to give him the exact same pleasure he always gave you. 

With a bit of struggle, you managed to put it on. You tightened the straps as you then lubed the entire thing up. The lube was spread nicely as you stroked it gently. ‘’On your knees~’’ You mused, watching Cloud do as he was told. 

As soon as he was on his knees, face down into the pillow, you pushed the silicone dick inside him. His back arched, earning you a loud moan mixed with heavy breathing and whimpering. 

You slowly fucked him, the lube creating a squelching sound every time you pushed it further inside. It wasn’t halfway in yet, but he already looked ravished. He moaned loudly, whining when you pushed it in further and further. All you could do was watch his pretty face as you fucked him into the mattress. Even you were moaning, panting with every thrust you made. 

You wrapped one of your arms around his chest, using the other to stroke his dick roughly. Your skin smacked against his plump ass, it was turning red from how you were pounding into him. Cloud stopped you for a moment, turning himself around as he then quickly signed you to continue. The smirk on your face was so obvious to the boy, it made him even more aroused than before. 

Cloud wrapped both his legs around you, pushing you down into his needy ass even more. ‘’Look who’s being a good boy for me, hm?’’ You said, kissing down his neck and chest, pampering him all over. His nails dug into your skin, leaving red trails down your back. 

It wasn’t much longer until you noticed he was reaching his orgasm. Your hand wrapped around his cock once more, your thumb moving over his tip. You knew how sensitive he was there. Cloud moaned, throwing his head back into the pillow as he came all over you. Your chest was covered in cum, dripping down to your stomach and pussy. 

‘’Look at you. You really needed that.’’ You chuckled, scooping some liquid on your finger and licking it off. ‘’No I didn’t.’’ He replied, getting up from the bed, but sitting back down right away. ‘’You really went at it, huh.’’ He sighed, rubbing his back as he looked over at you. You crawled over to him, sitting down next to the blonde. 

‘’Next time, I’ll go easy on you.’’