Classic. 

SOMEONE GET THIS TO MARVEL ASAP!! I NEED ITTTT

scene in the next avengers movie that i desperately need but probably won’t happen

Everyone who was killed by Thanos/The Snap has been resurrected and are regrouping on earth. Thor is watching everyone reunite, happy for them but quietly grieving his own losses.  

Then he gets smacked in the back of the head with a small rock.

He turn around all pissed off, not noticing that everyone’s gone oddly quiet, to see…Loki being a smug little shit.

The other heroes are wary, a few of them taking defensive stances, but Thor just roars and charges at his brother…

…tackle-hugging him. 

And Loki probably gives some quip about Thor crushing him and aren’t you worried about your reputation with the Midgardians and do you always have to be so dramatic, brother? but Thor is sobbing so hard he can’t even speak and Loki just sighs and gives up and hugs him back. 

Which makes Thor joke about Loki ruining his reputation with the Midgardians and Loki just smacks him tiredly because he’s too relieved to be angry anymore. 

(bonus points if the first Loki is an illusion and Thor falls flat on his face and we get a call-back to Thor always falling for that trick from the first Avengers movie before Loki hugs him for real)

Sif: [throws open the door]

Sif: So you two ARE having sex!

Thor and Loki: [sitting on the bed reading books]

Loki: We are? Thor, why didnt you tell me? I would've put my book down

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

ppl who dont even like shakespeare: WOW how DARE you alter the original text these are CLASSICS have you no RESPECT, going around DESECRATING these sacred texts in the name of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!!!!!!!!

people who love shakespeare: im going to stage a production of hamlet where all the actors are dogs

This picture alone gives me life

That scene should have been shooted…

Black panther can't get realer than that OMG!

Did anyone thought about this?

Pillows? I guess we nesting today!

Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

Condoms. I am the safe sex dragon

Bro Hugs, with Deadpool & Spider-Man

I feel like I handled this well