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when you’re no longer friends with someone and you have no intentions of being friends with them ever again but you’re still crying over it bc you really thought you made a friend but it turns out you were stupidly wrong 😅

“Good luck. And DON’T fuck it up.”

THE MENU 2022, dir. Mark Mylod

scared someone will see right through me and know one of my deepest desires is to be taken care of

finished brooklyn nine nine after a solid (maybe) two weeks of binging. my life is empty and meaningless. also jake peralta is bisexual.

it's hilarious being self aware. i'm watching a clown performance, for real.

okay yeah i see where you're coming from with the hinata + oikawa hooked up in brazil but you know what else is fun? the idea that they didn't, but everyone thinks they did, and they cannot convince anyone otherwise.

kageyama: pfft. like i need you're opinion. you got one second alone with the great king and became one of his fangirls!

hinata, losing his mind: FOR THE LAST TIME-

iwaizumi: What, none of the brazilian girls were biting?

oikawa: I DID. NOT. HOOK UP. WITH HINATA.

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three days later, Hinata gets a text from yachi that just reads: OIKAWA???!!!?!?!?

they just. cannot convince their friends that this did not happen. it haunts them. all they wanted was to play beach volleyball. they cant even figure out who started this rumour or where it came from

it calms down for a bit until the allstar match when someone makes a joke about their reunion and Ushiwaka casually goes "Oh, because of their sexual history?" and Oikawa goes absolutely rabid.

It sucks that someone can tramatize you and it can change your whole world but to them it was just another day and they don’t even think twice about it wtf man

as much as i love tendou with abandonment issues due to not having friends before and being terrified of them leaving him i believe we need to give more attention to wakatoshi with abandonment issues. i can't see his mother as the loving type. his father was probably his only pillar of emotional support and comfort growing up and when he moved to america, wakatoshi had all of that ripped away from him, thus the fear of the people he loves leaving him behind. i can imagine wakatoshi in tears grabbing tendou by the wrist as he's boarding the plane to paris, saying in a voice too broken for the man he appears to be that he doesn't want tendou to leave him.