A Loaded Bank Account, A Healthy Relationship And A Comfortable Life Is All I Want.

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Girl don’t we all OH MY GOD

I have something inappropriate to say.

Maggie☹️☹️☹️☹️

Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

compared myself to people my age who are so much farther ahead in life than me

what makeup palette is that! i’m about to run out of the shimmery shade to the too faced peach palette ive been using for a decade and that could be a worthy replacement, you have good taste

IDKKKK I found it in Pinterest and got additional I’m lookin for it myself rn

*fucking someone nonbinary* you've been a bad person

Oml I should have known

Real

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

Real

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

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IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW