Another Monarch Butterfly

Many, many people do not like sweet tea...

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

Another monarch butterfly

NO. I can not believe this bad idea is becoming popular. Ears, nose, mouth, all bad enough. But that?!!! no.

We’re in the rear-end game now.

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🎃 My first post and there's too many errors. Shall I ever try agaiin? 🙈

deleting my zero note posts like a Victorian family locking their problem child in the attic to save face in polite society 

These stories are deeply depressing.

just saw this on twitter, be careful folks

Uhhh

1 note… 2 notes… there are no notes on this page. Perhaps you could brighten your own day? No notes? No notes. Buffering- Buffering- - Buffering- UUUGGGG. expletive. EXPLETIVE! !!