How do you think a conversation about Ciel wanting a puppy would go?
Ciel: Sebastian!
Sebastian: Yes, my lord?
Ciel: I want a puppy.
Sebastian: You have Pluto.
Ciel: He doesn’t count. I want a puppy, not a demon hound.
Sebastian: Isn’t Finny enough?
Ciel: No, he’s a human.
Sebastian: He acts like a puppy.
Ciel: What’s that dark, shadowy place over there? Sebastian: That is a place that you must never go, bocchan. Ciel: No, the other dark, shadowy place, beside that dark, shadowy place. Sebastian: ...oh that’s the grocery store. Ciel: Ah.
Sebastian has very strict rules regarding hell.
Ciel is not allowed to go there without Sebastian accompanying him.
When they are there, Ciel is not allowed out of Sebastian's sight.
With or without Sebastian, there are some places Ciel simply isn't allowed to go.
It's simply no place for a child, even if said child is over 100.
And if Ciel wants to play the, "I'm the master! You can't order me around!" game, Sebastian might remind him of the questionable validity of their contract and of the fact that Ciel doesn't like how cake turns out when he, not Sebastian, makes it.
BEHOLD Sebastian’s true form:
I..have mixed feelings about this..
WhY aRe YoU bRinGinG CiEl To A coFFin?!
me at 3 am at the fridge, midnight snacking cuz i woke up hungry:
Ciel, walking into the townhouse: Hello, people who do not live here. Soma: Hello! Agni: Good day. Ciel, to Finnian: I gave you the key to the townhouse for emergencies only. Finnian, seriously and genuinely: We were out of Doritos. :(
i think i have this disease where if i dont post crude doodles of characters from shit that was popular in the early 2010′s ill mentally decompose
Sebastian: BOCCHAN, IT’S MY DAY OFF TODAY Ciel: Day off?-- *hears slamming of the door* .... Sebastian: *going to find cats to hug*
REBLOGGING BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY AND IT’S A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE (kinda)
Soooo, I have this thingggg..
This dadbastian and cielson overload thinggggg..
This thing that I have to cry my eyes out to find fanart for because I keep finding s*baciel.. *gag*
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