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I’m not sure if I’m tired or what but I just tried to log into my tumblr by typing “Tumblr.com” into where you put your email and I--

Sebastian: Where are you going? Ciel: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

The “wrong again, asshole” thing made me bust out laughing 🤣

new headcanon that Sebastian was bad at picking up Ciel for a while because the correct way to hold a cat is nearly exactly the opposite of the correct way to hold a human, and Sebastian is like “Stick head in hip? Hold out from body by stomach? Throw over shoulder like potato-sack?” and Ciel’s like “wrong again, asshole” while kicking Seb in the face

Since people wanted the link:

https://picrew.me/image_maker/1689727

Here it is! 

Made Ciel in Picrew! (I know, it looks like Sunny from that OMORI game) (But that is because it kind of is Sunny from that OMORI game) (Because I used an OMORI picrew)

When you see an adorable cat

This face is gold I can't-

We can do so many memes with that

I love this AU. 😂

AU where Sebastian tells Claude to meet him in a secret spot to discuss contract/demon stuff, scheme and all. Claude shows up in his black trench coat and big hat to blend in, expecting a bar or something and realize the spot is actually a little Cat Café where Sebastian is waiting, sitting all serious with the same undercover clothes.

*cracks knuckles*

short, wears jewelry, sweet tooth, DOGS, resting bitch face, can NOT dance, bookworm, Ciel’s ‘;-;’ face, serving Looks since 1875, gender who, no spice tolerance, uwu babey, introvert, needs a hug.

oh gosh uh help i’m ciel aren’t i *grabs calligraphy brush and just splats it over half of the bingo board*

Me: BONGO Sebastian: It’s BINGO. Me: HANDS OFF ME, DEMON

(yes that was a spongebob reference, leave me alone)

Ciel: S..shut up..

Sebastian: Oh, but I am complimenting you on your hard work. *still sarcastic*

Ciel: STOP BEING SARCASTIC AND GET ME THE ANTACID

Ciel probably got back home with a terrible tummy ache saying "too much... market.... research...." and Sebastian sarcastically said "Such a young Lord working so hard" while carrying a tons of half eaten pastries and candies.

Bardroy: Whatcha got there, Sebastian? Sebastian, holding a block of wood the same height as he is: Not my sanity. Finnian: Oh no! I’ll help you find it! Did you lose it?

*cutely blocks anyone shipping sebaciel* <333