My Brain Upon Seeing This: STEAMPUNK AU FANFICTION!

On the orders of their respective masters, Sebastian and Claude perform the song "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better." Sebastian throws himself into his part; Claude merely states his lines with all the excitement one might use while reading the telephone book.

Sebastian busts out an embroidered silk waistcoat, sparkly eyeliner, and his high-heeled eldritch boots for the occasion. He’d never turn down an opportunity to bask in the spotlight, and he hasn’t had this much fun since performing for the Noah’s Ark circus! For “I can sing anything higher than you,” he hits a note so far up in the stratosphere that he shatters a tower of wine glasses, before elegantly reassembling them, and his dulcet tones on “I can sing anything sweeter than you” bring birds flocking to the manor to listen to the demon’s mellifluous voice. Meanwhile, Claude’s recitation is delivered in a monotone that makes William T. Spears seem chipper by comparison. The spider demon is mightily annoyed at being dragged into this because he was busy knitting a cozy new blanket for His Highness when the boys insisted on this idiotic competition, and now he has to watch Michaelis showing off. 😒 The things he does for his smol human ward. *sigh*

Although Alois berates Claude for his lack of enthusiasm, the Trancy boy is delighted by the little production, clapping and cheering throughout (he’s a musical theatre kid at heart), especially when Claude finally caves and does his tap dance routine at the end. O!Ciel rolls his eyes at Sebastian’s antics, though he might be a tiny bit proud of his dad for representing the Phantomhive household well (shhh…don’t tell Sebastian, though. He’s insufferable enough already).

(Later on, Claude finishes that blanket, which is covered in a pattern of pretty blue butterflies, and smiles when Alois exclaims that he loves it. There are some things only a Trancy butler can do. 🕷)

Wally: *small inhale* F-Fu..f..fu..

Wally: f..fu..

Wally, tearing up: I C-CAN’T D-DO ITTTTTTT

Let Wally say fuck.

DANG

YOU ARE WAY TOO GOOD AT THIS ANIMATING THING WHEN I ANIMATE IT ALL LOOKS LIKE SMEAR-FRAMES XD

Also, the poor boys. :’( I feel bad for both of them. They deserve hugs, a lot of hugs.

Another animation, based on the final episode!

When my “Check out these blogs” recommends someone that ships S*baciel

Well, I mean..

Yeah????? You’re not wrong, OP????

that one scene in the black butler s2 intro

ARE YOU NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT CIEL IS BASICALLY PRETENDING TO BE SNOW WHITE IN THE BACKGROUND--

If it wouldn’t immediately embarrass me, I would request this image on a sheet cake, one because the flowers look like bad frosting designs already and two because then I could rearrange Sebastian’s face with a knife

THE SECOND PICTURE I CAN’T YOU HAVE BROKEN ME, OP

(I’mmmm just going to ignore the 1st picture because Dadbastian wouldn’t eat his contract son.... right? RIGHT?! he better not)

kuroshit

! if you’re weird about them don’t touch !

crap I discovered DALL E Mini

Ran: Ciel Phantomhive being carried by Sebastian Michaelis from Black Butler

*inhale*

Ciel in Overalls

*exhale*

that is all

Bardroy, mocking: G’day for a cuppa, inn’it? Might you hav’a spot o’tea? 

Later, Bardroy: Oh god, I can stop talking in’a bri’sh accent--

Bard has a British accent because he started mocking Sebastian once and then it got stuck