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All the ninja have a caffeine addiction

Can’t sleep bc nightmares so they substitute sleep for energy drinks or coffee or what have you (they all get onto each other for it.)

I might’ve forgotten green tea exists.

I really need to stop writing these at 2 am.

Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!

kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)

cole: matcha latte

zane: hot chocolate

jay: lots of cream and sugar

nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup

pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites

garmadon: decaf

lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]

misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching

wu: tea. thats not even a hc

morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]

Oh buddy you’re gonna need a hot chocolate for this one /lh

Good news is we’ve got delivery bots now. Its already on the way for ya and no risk involved

Soooo i saw you answer an ask on being single…

I hope you know I’m standing in a door way with a rose in my mouth for you/silly/j

please be careful if you choose to enter the Spectral Lands! It’s very dangerous for a living soul.

wait why do you have a rose—

Got the information I needed for season 2. Will be uploading the first 2-3 parts hopefully tomorrow night?

I have part one done so at least that. We shall see how it goes.

BRO THATS FUCKING CANON AND I FORGOT?!! Solid

Guys I’m gonna be mean.

Hc that Kai hates/is scared of bugs

Like. Hes always been a bit weirded out by them, but post monstrosity it’s a full blown phobia

BISEXUAL WU BISEXUAL WU RISE RISE RISE

Dragons rising spoilers

HEY I JUST REALIZED JAY AND NYA BOTH LANDED IN THE REALM OF MADNESS AFTER THE MERGE 😭😭 god nyas gonna beat herself up for not getting to him first

AAAA YES chefs kiss these are beautiful. Putting them on the fridge

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Ninjago head canons: SPINJITZU BROTHERS EDITION

-Wu being absolutely CRUSHED by garmadon’s corruption, especially bc he blames himself

-garmadon does still care about his brother post corruption, but the normal sibbling mischief twists into attempts at his life

-TSM taking them on trips to verious now ancient monuments where they TOTALLY left graffiti that has baffled archeologists ever since

-he only took them bc every time he leaves them in the monastery alone he comes back and their mischief has caused considerably damage then it does when he’s able to supervise them

-they both have scars from rough housing when they were little, when the ninja ask about wu’s he says it’s from garmadon. They think something HORRIBLE and traumatic happened when in reality he just pushed him out of a tree or smth

-neither one of them handled garmadons banishment well. Wu didn’t sleep for at least a week. Garmadon cried himself to sleep. Both missing their brother. Both alone.

Wanted to make a post to clear up timeline stuff for my lost Lloyd au bc i feel like it’s gonna get confusing

Part 1 happens when Lloyd is 9, a month before what would’ve been season 1 episode 1 of the show.

The overlord takes over 2 years after Lloyd becomes lost, when he was 11.

(Slight spoilers bc I haven’t posted this part yet)

The merge happens ~12 years after the overlords take over, making Lloyd 23

This will be linked to the master post later

None of the ninja can ever say they’re getting to old for this shit bc wu is only a tad younger then ninjago itself.