Gord-horde - Ninjagos Barista

Is there a ship name for wyldfyre x roby yet? They’re so adorable

update: its now on ao3!

no idea when chapter 2 will be outas i have a bigger fic im working on as well (no bug kai, it started before bug kai was an idea and im not back peddling to include him lol)

hey does anyone have any good bug Kai fic recs. I've been loving the bug Kai content and want more.

"Ted is doomed to become the homeless man and eventually die a horrible death wherein he is trapped within the Bastard's Box for eternity" to YOU. I, however, live in the Hatchetfield universe where he is de-Tinky'd through some magical and/or scientific machinations beyond my writing ability <3

His brain could never truly be "repaired" to its original state but you'll get some vicious side eyes from one Peter Spankoffski for ever referring to it as "broken". It's still his brother, and everyone adjusts to a new normal.

His internal clock is no longer linear; on good days his watch and many clocks and calendars keep him on track, but when he gets what Pete refers to as the "Time Scrambles", he gets foggy and mixed up, at which point someone will usually put on Borat for him and tell him to rest up till things make sense again.

Don't think Tinky doesn't try and wiggle his way back in; even if it's a bluff, being told "I'm coming for your ass" by a bright yellow demon goat doesn't help you sleep at night.

What should Ted's dog's name be tell me in the tags :3

I regret absolutely nothing

I want one thing from ninjago monstrosities

Kai hair down.

That’s all I ask for.

Ninjago hc’s (spoiler free) Minecraft edition

First off. They have a shared server.

Second off. There is a sign at spawn in green text that says “no griefing >:(“

The sign was put there shortly after Lloyd joined.

Jay is really into redstone. Like. REALLY into it. He’s the person that made the working computer in Minecraft

Zane however really likes building and has a tendency to zone in so hard he forgets to like. Exist outside of it for a while.

Nya is also a builder, but specifically the kind of builder that puts those tiny details in to make it look more realistic. Like using player heads as burgers.

Kai is a speed runner and brags everytime he gets to something first (no one was even trying to get that but whatever makes you happy)

Cole just likes to wonder and explore. He’s got a home base but it’s mainly just storage for his souvenirs.

We talk about older brother Kai a lot but we need some more big sister nya appreciation. Her and Lloyd were often stuck in the ship together when she wasn’t out samurai x’ing so I think they’d end up pretty close.

Just a friendly reminder that as long as you don’t ship adults x minors or family members (that includes Lloyd x the other ninja) than I don’t care what Ninjago ships you like.

I might’ve forgotten green tea exists.

I really need to stop writing these at 2 am.

Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!

kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)

cole: matcha latte

zane: hot chocolate

jay: lots of cream and sugar

nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup

pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites

garmadon: decaf

lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]

misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching

wu: tea. thats not even a hc

morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]

THIS!!! This so much this.

I HOPE that there’s a plan to spin it around into him crashing out from the blatant dehumanizing and downright objectification, partially bc it is show that he is at least mildly uncomfortable with it, but I doubt the writers will actually go that route 😔

I gotta say it gang, I despise Zane's new mech design and I'll tell you why: it's just making the them of dehumanizing him more glaringly obvious. I think Zane's writing started going downhill in season seven. Maybe it was the initial redesigns that broke my brain, but I feel like that was where he began to seem more shallow, lose his sense, lose his humor even. It was even worse in the following era of seasons (secrets of spinjitzu, yata yata, which I think are mostly terrible) when he completely lost his identity and was completely unphased??? That's so lame. I mean, in earlier seasons he has obviously had struggles with finding and accepting his identity, so to just brush over that was such a loss. And in Dragons Rising I felt the same way. However, in addition to the over-simplifying of his character, they leaned WAAAY harder into the fact that he's a robot. Now that, and his love for Pixal, are his only indentity traits. They've basically taken away all of the things that made him feel human, that made him Zane. And then suddenly, his human form is taken away and he becomes a mech. I'm sorry, I cannot find this cool. I don't think it's cute. I can only see it as the distancing of Zane from the plot and from his personality, from everything that made him HIM.

Anyway... that's my little rant. I actually plan on writing a ton about this, but that is for a later time.