Nah I Fully Studied That Book As A Kid I Just Forgot

None of the ninja can ever say they’re getting to old for this shit bc wu is only a tad younger then ninjago itself.

There is not much I wouldn’t do for more turtles

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The brain worms are making out sloppy style

Oh buddy you’re gonna need a hot chocolate for this one /lh

Good news is we’ve got delivery bots now. Its already on the way for ya and no risk involved

Soooo i saw you answer an ask on being single…

I hope you know I’m standing in a door way with a rose in my mouth for you/silly/j

please be careful if you choose to enter the Spectral Lands! It’s very dangerous for a living soul.

wait why do you have a rose—

Lost and found, arc 1: buried treasure

Part 1: new arrival

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Lloyd wasn’t sure how long ago he’d left darklys (totally because they weren’t good enough for HIM) a year? Two maybe?

It didn’t really matter.

He’d been alone for long enough it hurt.

He missed Brad.

He missed mom.

He missed.. dad.

Neither of them ever picked him up. Neither of them ever showed.

Lloyd did what he could to make it through each day but. Wondering around on your own left you hungry.. and. Lost..

The young garmadon had no CLUE where he was. Or where to go.

So, he did the only thing he could, he wondered the land of ninjago in search of food and shelter.

“This is so stupid” he huffed, he’d grown accustomed to talking to the wind

“that stupid school wouldn’t know evil if it hit them in the face!” His face scrunched into a scowl, he drew his leg back, attempting to kick up a patch of sand, landing square on his back instead with a resounding ‘oomf’

“AGH!” He shouted in frustration “can’t even kick SAND right. Gene was right.. maybe I am better off lost..” his red eyes welled up with tears, he shoved his sandy palms to his face, trying to stop himself from crying, failing miserably as he had everything else in his young life

He sniffled as the wind blew sand over and around him. He felt as if he could just stay right there and let the earth swallow him up like a peice of gum

His heart stopped as the realization hit him, the earth was swallowing him.

He was sinking.

it wasn’t his imagination

His tears turned from despair to fear as he desperately tried to scramble away as the earth tried to swallow him whole “HELP!! SOMEBODY”

He screamed at the top of his little lungs, trying to grab onto something, ANYTHING to avoid getting sucked in but it didn’t matter.

His hand slipped from the sand as he screamed. Sure he would die. The earth around him became so.. warm. Comforting almost. Then hot. Scolding. Unbearable before-

PHWOOSH

The lord terror in training shot right out of the earth in a firey geyser. His screaming followed by the thud of his tiny body smacking into sandstone and a snap

Lloyd yelped,pushing himself to a sitting position, wincing as shook the sand out of his hair and he blinked the sun out of his eyes

“Where the hell AM i..?” He frowned, taking in his surroundings. Piles of junk cascaded nearly every inch of the place. He was lucky he didn’t skewered.. “is. Is anyone here..?” He asked meekly to the garbage heeps

Something clattered nearby

“Hello?” The frail boy asked, trying to push himself to his feet only to be met with pain in his ankle. He seethed from the white hot fury of putting any weight on it “h-hey-! I need help!! If some one’s there you should. Uh. You should come out already!!”

This time Lloyd’s cries were met. A purple faced teen with teeth the size of Lloyd’s wrist poked their head out. “Are you.. hurt?” They tilted their head to the side. Trying to get a look at the boy from a safe spot.

“Obviously!!” Lloyd rolled his eyes “I just fell like a bazillion feet!!”

The teen chuckled, making their way over to young new comer “the geysers don’t get quite that high,”

Lloyd tensed. “Well it sure felt that high… where even is this place?”

“This. Is the land of the lost.” The purple one explained, kneeling by Lloyd and checking on his ankle before grabbing pieces of scrap metal “I’m geo.”

“land of the lost? Am I supposed to know what that is?”

“No, probably not. It’s just a place where everything that gets, well, lost, ends up.” Geo shrugged, setting the prices of metal on either side of the frail child’s ankle, hovering his hand over it. It glowed as the peices fused together.

“Woah.. how did you do that?!” Lloyd gasped

“I donno. I’ve just. Always been able to?”

“That’s so cool..! Can you teach me?”

“Uh. I can try to? but first What was your name?”

“Oh uh,” the smaller boy hesitated “Lloyd. Lloyd garmadon.

“Well Lloyd,” geo offered his hand, pulling his new friend to his feet and acting as a crutch for him “I say we worry about that ankle first, and then we talk about cool powers, ok?”

“yeah. Ok.” Lloyd smiled for what felt like the first time in ages.

And suddenly, he didn’t feel so lost anymore.

Man bun cole my beloved

BISEXUAL WU BISEXUAL WU RISE RISE RISE

I regret absolutely nothing

Love body horror and freaky shit as much as the next person but honestly the idea of Kai having little mandibles is kinda cute to me idk why. Like that’s just my silly little bug blorbo being a silly little bug your honor

“Red flags” by tom cardy but it’s Kai and drix

Kai: what’s your faviort movie?

Drix trying to flirt: human centipede ;)))

Kai: D:

Drix: [shoveling flowers in his mouth]