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"Ted is doomed to become the homeless man and eventually die a horrible death wherein he is trapped within the Bastard's Box for eternity" to YOU. I, however, live in the Hatchetfield universe where he is de-Tinky'd through some magical and/or scientific machinations beyond my writing ability <3

His brain could never truly be "repaired" to its original state but you'll get some vicious side eyes from one Peter Spankoffski for ever referring to it as "broken". It's still his brother, and everyone adjusts to a new normal.

His internal clock is no longer linear; on good days his watch and many clocks and calendars keep him on track, but when he gets what Pete refers to as the "Time Scrambles", he gets foggy and mixed up, at which point someone will usually put on Borat for him and tell him to rest up till things make sense again.

Don't think Tinky doesn't try and wiggle his way back in; even if it's a bluff, being told "I'm coming for your ass" by a bright yellow demon goat doesn't help you sleep at night.

What should Ted's dog's name be tell me in the tags :3

DRAGONS RISING SEASON 3 SPOILERS (you have been warned)

I think it’s so funny that upon having to create her bf a new body pix made him really big.

I’m one to talk but go to bed V-V (it’s 1:50 and I am drawin lmao)

Expanding on Lloyd’s nesting habit

In the winter time he straight up steals Kai outta his bed to add him to the nest. Often times he’s either barely awake or sleepwalking.

In the summer months Zane gets the same treatment. They’ve all just sort of accepted this reality and go along with it

When hes really tired he collects his friends/family and they act as his horde

I second this motion

would anyone consider making geode week a thing?

Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!

kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)

cole: matcha latte

zane: hot chocolate

jay: lots of cream and sugar

nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup

pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites

garmadon: decaf

lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]

misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching

wu: tea. thats not even a hc

morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]

Is there a ship name for wyldfyre x roby yet? They’re so adorable

Lost and found, ninjago apocalypse au master post

Once I finish an arch it will be uploaded to Ao3 which is linked here

Summary: a year or so after Lloyd garmadon was expelled from darklys, he found himself in the land of the lost. Unable to learn his destiny and stop the overlord ninjago has been plunged into an apocalyptic hell, forcing the remaining ninja to defend the survivors and try to find an alternative solution to their darkest days yet.

Arc 1: buried treasure

-Part 1: New Arrival

-Part 2: Butterfly Effect

-Part 3: Comic Relief

-Part 4: one mans trash

Arc 2: x marks the spot

-Part 1: the rock meets a hard place

Arc 3: green is not my color

Arc 4: understudy

Arc 5: the apple doesn’t fall far

Arc 6: cave in

Arc 7: gilded

Arc 8: family drama

Arc 9: rest and reunite

Tags:

Lost!lloyd ninjago

Lost and found ninjago

Asks for this au are more welcome, including ones directed at the characters ^^ there will be no oc’s in this fic

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

Yes. You can and you should.

can I write fics/oneshots based off solely a trailer? Can we do that chat?

guys I hav four days to watch dr s1 and 2 how am I gonna do this ahalwsodorkkfkehejjrr5hhjrfuckm