Carla Always Wanted An “Addams Family House,” And When This 1874 Victorian  Came On The Market,

date a boy who’s a wolf. not figuratively a wolf literally date a fucking wolf. wolves are strong and cute and have powerful jaws for crushing the bones of men who harass you on the street. wolves are better than men in every respect. have you ever seen a man kill an elk with his teeth, howl at the moon, run at speeds of 35 mph. wolves CANNOT call you slurs

the friend you miss comes home for good. you never see another mirror. it's summer forever and that terrible thought you keep having finally disappears.

Chester Bulkley House

Wethersfield, Connecticut

circa 1800

anyway here’s my gay vampire movie. a 17th century vampire living in a lighthouse for years falls in love with a 90s surfer. plot isn’t important what’s important is the vampire thinking ‘dude’ and ‘radical’ are terms of endearment so it’s like *vampire voice* my dude …… how do i preheat the oven

Detail: Apollo and the Arts, 1897, by Paul Jean Gervais.

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The Grotto of Venus built by Mad King Ludwig II, the perfect place to take a paramour.

the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

you commit to memory the childhood home, the fuzzy carpet, your great aunt's voice. you love and miss breakfast on a saturday morning, the sound of television in another room, your favorite bedsheets. you repeat your favorite day again and again your head.