You Guys Know How In Episode One Lloyd Had That Can Of Snakes And Tried Scare The Villagers Of Jamanakai

Survivalshipping is funny and amazing and i love it but yknow what would make it even funnier? If, on top of Garmadon dating Vinny, Misako ends up dating, like, Gayle Gossip. Completely independently of him, like neither Misako nor Garmadon are aware of the other's new relationship. So then when they both get invited as the plus-one to like an NGTV News company dinner or something, theyre both just kinda staring at each other like -

Meanwhile Lloyd is just kinda dying in the background. He thought his family drama would end with his dads evil corpse disowning him and adopting a plant instead, but nope! Now hes gotta deal with whatever the hell this is

Don't mess with his brother...

(I love when Garmadon be a protective brother so much♡. )

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Okay. I k ow there's, like, 3 of you. (Maybe ome more I missed) who seem adamant about the Lloyd plush [I haven't seen anyone act like this for christofern] so assuming Lloyd plush isn't winning, I have made a compromise.

Christofern will be used for my digital release of the image while "Lloyd plush" will be used for my own painted canvas I made for me. BEHOLD:

Truth is I gor bored of waiting for the poll to end and drew Lloyd and Garmadon on my canvas. Don't worry, Christofern enjoyers- you will have your boy still.

This goes out for them:

@nyaskitten @gracephailin @tinystreetlamp

Ive decided i hate this dilf. #cancelgarmadon #number1awfuldad #hedeservesaBADENDING!!

Also a silly moment below

He has strong dragon teeth🐲☆. And you can't change my mind.

One last headcanon for the final of my weekend, sorry Y'all.

Yk that huge fucking open wound in his bloody torso, yk, the exposed ribs bones and that shit? Yeah well that shit didn't heal, it's so funking sensitive and painful for him and he doesn't even notice it until he just nearly brushes it with his arm when doing stuff.

Its icky and when/if he were to shower it would just be purple blood washing away. My man needs a doctor or to fucking sow that shit up with more skin idk :^

Anyway, have a great week and thanks you for reading :]

Lloyd & Garmadon | Theme song: More Than Anything - Hazbin Hotel

'Get well soon, my son.' – 💜

I exploted

Guys i did it!!!

Just drew this cuz idk i was bored duhh