“How does Yoojin manage to be everyone’s mom!? Besides Sung Hyunjae. He’s like mom’s new bf that all the kids hate. Lol deserved, he’s such an asshole (derogatory)”
“Cale’s hair is so soft and silky. Smooth red hair. His long hair flowing in the wind. Pretty hair I wanna braid. It probably smells like fruits. I wanna braid that pretty hair so bad. Lol fucker probably let it that long because he’s too lazy to cut it and is scared of Ron being near him with scissors. Haha little bitch”
“Dokja. Slutja. Thotja. Whoreja. Bitchja. Stripja. Squidja. Deathja *starts crying*”
I love reading, wish I could be happy tho
Are you lost? Don't know what to do? Have a lot of unanswered questions? Don't you worry! Elias is here to make it all even worse!
i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
Thanks @mercybound for the idea!
The funniest joke in Malevolent is actually the transition from John sounding incredibly turned on and excited by Arthur threatening to kill someone to this:
ohoho! unlucky for you, boy, you’ve activated my secret form! *extended magical girl transformation with music and different angles and sound effects that cuts abruptly to me dead on the floor*
*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?
Yaoi Has Been Proven Scientifically